kuriu nesupratai? :)

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"Night" <vkumpikas@**gmail.com> wrote in message news:Xns9C7F8D1878CA5vytistbslt@194.176.32.141...
> Tiesa pasakius, ne visus pats supratau :(
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> JOKES TO OFFEND EVERYONE 
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> What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
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>  Juan on Juan
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> What is a Yankee?
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> The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. 
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> What is the difference between a Harley and a  Hoover  ? 
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> The position of the dirt bag 
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> Why is divorce so expensive? 
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> Because it's worth it.. 
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> What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
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> Doughnuts 
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> Why is air a lot like sex? 
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> Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. 
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> What do you call a smart blonde? 
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>  A golden retriever.
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> What do attorneys use for birth control? 
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> Their personalities. 
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> What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 
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> 10 years and 45 lbs 
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> What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 
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>  45 minutes
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> What's the fastest way to a man's heart? 
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> Through his chest with a sharp knife 
> 0A 
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> Why do men want to marry virgins? 
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> They can't stand criticism. 
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>  Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
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> Because those men already have boyfriends. 
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> What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? 
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> After a year, the dog is still excited to see you 
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> Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? 
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> The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. 
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> Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? 
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>  Because they have cotton balls.
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> What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? 
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> A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. 
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> What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? 
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> "Are you sure it's mine?" 
> =0 A 
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> Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? 
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> Mace will do that to you. 
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> Why did OJ Simpson want to move to  West Virginia  ? 
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> Everyone has the same DNA. 
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> Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays 
> and Fridays? 
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> Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. 
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> Where does an Irish family go on vacation? 
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> A different bar. 
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> Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blonde baby? 
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> They named him "Sum Ting Wong" 
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>  What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
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> A speech impediment 
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>  What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
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> A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... 
> "a recipe". 
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> How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word? 
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> Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! 
> What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
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> A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time .." -
> A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this s**t.... 
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