Tema: Re: Istorija skant :]
Autorius: simutis
Data: 2010-11-20 23:16:09
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"BMW320" <mindaugas@mindaugasv.com> wrote in message news:ic5t5i$t1p$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
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> "CHloras" <mtamulio@yahoo.com> wrote in message 
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>> "Giesha" <giesha@dzempub.lt> wrote in message 
>> news:iabvhg$t7h$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>>>A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car 
>>>saleroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying 
>>>the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
>>> 'Amazing!' he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal 
>>> to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police 
>>> car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.' I can get away 
>>> from him - no problem!' thought the elderly gent as he floored it to 110 
>>> mph, then 120, then 130 mph.
>>>
>>> Suddenly, he thought, 'What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this 
>>> nonsense!' So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the 
>>> police car to catch up with him.
>>>
>>> Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side 
>>> of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 10 
>>> minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can 
>>> give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll 
>>> let you go.'
>>>
>>> The man looked very seriously at the policeman and replied, 'Years ago, 
>>> my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back.'
>>>
>>> 'Have a good day, Sir,' said the policeman.
>>
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