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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>bet tai juokingiau vos ne, ane?</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV>"Giesha" <<A href="mailto:giesha@dzempub.lt">giesha@dzempub.lt</A>>
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>Nuostabus googls vertimas :D</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV>"VNS" <<A
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<DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial><SPAN id=result_box lang=lt><FONT size=3><FONT
face="Times New Roman"><SPAN title=""
se="A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car"
te="Pensininkams vairavo savo nauj BMW Z4 kabrioletas i automobilio "
closure_uid_to5ybh="90">Pensininkams vairavo savo nauj BMW Z4 kabrioletas
i automobilio<BR></SPAN><SPAN title="" se="saleroom." te="salonas. "
closure_uid_to5ybh="91">salonas. </SPAN></FONT></FONT><SPAN title=""
se="Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying"
te="Kilimui emyn greitkelio, jis aukt ji iki 90 km / h, naudojasi "
closure_uid_to5ybh="92"><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">Kilimui emyn
greitkelio, jis aukt ji iki 90 km / h, naudojasi<BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT
size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN title=""
se="the wind blowing through what little hair he had left."
te="vjas puia per k maai plauk jis paliko. "
closure_uid_to5ybh="93">vjas puia per k maai plauk jis
paliko.<BR></SPAN><SPAN title="" se="'Amazing!'" te='"Amazing!" '
closure_uid_to5ybh="94">"Amazing!" </SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT size=3><FONT
face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ebeff9" title=""
se="he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal to"
te="jis man, kaip jis skrido emyn M40, mgautis stmimas pedalo "
closure_uid_to5ybh="95">jis man, kaip jis skrido emyn M40, mgautis
stmimas pedalo<BR></SPAN><SPAN title="" se="the metal even more."
te="metalo dar daugiau. " closure_uid_to5ybh="96">metalo dar daugiau.
</SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN
title="" se="Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car"
te="velgiant jo upakalinio vaizdo veidrodis, jis pamat policijos automobil "
closure_uid_to5ybh="97">velgiant jo upakalinio vaizdo veidrodis, jis
pamat policijos automobil<BR></SPAN><SPAN title=""
se="behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.'"
te='i paskos, mlyna jungtais vyturliais ir sirena Gyvenamoji. " '
closure_uid_to5ybh="98">i paskos, mlyna jungtais vyturliais ir sirena
Gyvenamoji. " </SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT size=3><FONT
face="Times New Roman"><SPAN title="" se="I can get away from"
te="Galiu isisukti i " closure_uid_to5ybh="99">Galiu isisukti
i<BR></SPAN><SPAN title="" se="him - no problem!'"
te='jam - ne problema! " ' closure_uid_to5ybh="100">jam - ne problema! "
</SPAN></FONT></FONT><SPAN title=""
se="thought the elderly gent as he floored it to 110 mph,"
te="maniau, kad vyresnio amiaus dentelmenas, kaip jis aukt ji iki 110 km / h, "
closure_uid_to5ybh="101"><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">maniau, kad
vyresnio amiaus dentelmenas, kaip jis aukt ji iki 110 km /
h,<BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN title=""
se="then 120, then 130 mph."
te="tada 120, tada 130 myli per valand. "
closure_uid_to5ybh="102">tada 120, tada 130 myli per
valand.<BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN title=""
se="Suddenly, he thought, 'What on earth am I doing?"
te='Staiga, jis galvojo: "Kas ant ems a darau? '
closure_uid_to5ybh="103">Staiga, jis galvojo: "Kas ant ems a darau?
</SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN
title="" se="I'm too old for this" te="A per senas io "
closure_uid_to5ybh="104">A per senas io<BR></SPAN><SPAN title=""
se="nonsense!'" te='nesmon! " ' closure_uid_to5ybh="105">nesmon! "
</SPAN></FONT></FONT><SPAN title=""
se="So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the"
te="Taigi jis itrauktas perkelti t kelio pus ir lauk "
closure_uid_to5ybh="106"><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">Taigi jis
itrauktas perkelti t kelio pus ir lauk<BR></FONT></SPAN><SPAN title=""
se="police car to catch up with him."
te="policijos automobil pasivyti su juo. "
closure_uid_to5ybh="107"><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">policijos
automobil pasivyti su juo.<BR><BR></FONT></SPAN><SPAN title=""
se="Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of"
te="Tempiant u j, policijos pareignas prijo prie vairuotojo pusje "
closure_uid_to5ybh="108"><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">Tempiant u j,
policijos pareignas prijo prie vairuotojo pusje<BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT
size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN title=""
se="the BMW, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes."
te='BMW, pavelg savo laikrod ir tar: "Pone, mano pamain baigiasi per 10 minui. '
closure_uid_to5ybh="109">BMW, pavelg savo laikrod ir tar: "Pone, mano
pamain baigiasi per 10 minui.<BR></SPAN><SPAN title=""
se="Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend."
te="iandien penktadienis ir a kilimui savaitgaliui. "
closure_uid_to5ybh="110">iandien penktadienis ir a kilimui savaitgaliui.
</SPAN></FONT></FONT><SPAN title="" se="If you can give me a"
te="Jeigu js galite duoti man " closure_uid_to5ybh="111"><FONT
size=3 face="Times New Roman">Jeigu js galite duoti
man<BR></FONT></SPAN><SPAN title=""
se="reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.'"
te="prieastis, kodl jums buvo pagreitinti, kad a niekada girdjote anksiau, I'll let you go ". "
closure_uid_to5ybh="112"><FONT size=3 face="Times New Roman">prieastis,
kodl jums buvo pagreitinti, kad a niekada girdjote anksiau, I'll let you
go ".<BR><BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN
title=""
se="The man looked very seriously at the policeman and replied, 'Years ago, my"
te='Vyras atrod labai rimtai policininkas ir atsak: "Prie daug met, mano '
closure_uid_to5ybh="113">Vyras atrod labai rimtai policininkas ir atsak:
"Prie daug met, mano<BR></SPAN><SPAN title=""
se="wife ran off with a policeman." te="mona vyko ne su policininku. "
closure_uid_to5ybh="114">mona vyko ne su policininku.
</SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN
title="" se="I thought you were bringing her back.'"
te='Maniau, kad jums buvo pareikti savo nugaros. " '
closure_uid_to5ybh="115">Maniau, kad jums buvo pareikti savo nugaros.
"<BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN title=""
se="'Have a good day, Sir,' said the policeman."
te='"Geros dienos, pone," sak policininkas.'
closure_uid_to5ybh="116">"Geros dienos, pone," sak
policininkas.</SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN>
<DIV id=gt-res-tools class=g-section></FONT><FONT size=2 face=Arial>"Giesha"
<</FONT><A href="mailto:giesha@dzempub.lt"><FONT size=2
face=Arial>giesha@dzempub.lt</FONT></A><FONT size=2 face=Arial>> wrote in
message </FONT><A href="news:iabvhg$t7h$1@trimpas.omnitel.net"><FONT size=2
face=Arial>news:iabvhg$t7h$1@trimpas.omnitel.net</FONT></A><FONT size=2
face=Arial>...</FONT></DIV></DIV><FONT size=2 face=Arial>>A senior
citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car <BR>>
saleroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying
<BR>> the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.<BR>>
'Amazing!' he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal to
<BR>> the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a
police car <BR>> behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.' I
can get away from <BR>> him - no problem!' thought the elderly gent as he
floored it to 110 mph, <BR>> then 120, then 130 mph.<BR>> <BR>>
Suddenly, he thought, 'What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this
<BR>> nonsense!' So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for
the <BR>> police car to catch up with him.<BR>> <BR>> Pulling in
behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of <BR>>
the BMW, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes.
<BR>> Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give
me a <BR>> reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before,
I'll let you go.'<BR>> <BR>> The man looked very seriously at the
policeman and replied, 'Years ago, my <BR>> wife ran off with a
policeman. I thought you were bringing her back.'<BR>> <BR>> 'Have a
good day, Sir,' said the policeman. <BR>> <BR>></FONT>
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