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>>A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car 
>>saleroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying 
>>the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
>> 'Amazing!' he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal 
>> to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police 
>> car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.' I can get away 
>> from him - no problem!' thought the elderly gent as he floored it to 110 
>> mph, then 120, then 130 mph.
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>> Suddenly, he thought, 'What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this 
>> nonsense!' So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the 
>> police car to catch up with him.
>>
>> Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side 
>> of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 10 
>> minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can 
>> give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll 
>> let you go.'
>>
>> The man looked very seriously at the policeman and replied, 'Years ago, 
>> my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back.'
>>
>> 'Have a good day, Sir,' said the policeman.
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