<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; charset=windows-1257"> <META content="MSHTML 6.00.6000.17063" name=GENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=#ffffff> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>:))))))))))))))))</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>aciu uz aisku vertima.</FONT></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <BLOCKQUOTE style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; MARGIN-LEFT: 5px; BORDER-LEFT: #000000 2px solid; MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"> <DIV>"VNS" <<A href="mailto:vns999@gmail.com">vns999@gmail.com</A>> wrote in message <A href="news:iac0c5$uh3$1@trimpas.omnitel.net">news:iac0c5$uh3$1@trimpas.omnitel.net</A>...</DIV> <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN lang=lt id=result_box><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN title="" se="A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car" te="Pensininkams vairavo savo nauj BMW Z4 kabrioletas i automobilio " closure_uid_to5ybh="90">Pensininkams vairavo savo nauj BMW Z4 kabrioletas i automobilio<BR></SPAN><SPAN title="" se="saleroom." te="salonas. " closure_uid_to5ybh="91">salonas. </SPAN></FONT></FONT><SPAN title="" se="Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying" te="Kilimui emyn greitkelio, jis aukt ji iki 90 km / h, naudojasi " closure_uid_to5ybh="92"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>Kilimui emyn greitkelio, jis aukt ji iki 90 km / h, naudojasi<BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN title="" se="the wind blowing through what little hair he had left." te="vjas puia per k maai plauk jis paliko. " closure_uid_to5ybh="93">vjas puia per k maai plauk jis paliko.<BR></SPAN><SPAN title="" se="'Amazing!'" te='"Amazing!" ' closure_uid_to5ybh="94">"Amazing!" </SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN title="" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ebeff9" se="he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal to" te="jis man, kaip jis skrido emyn M40, mgautis stmimas pedalo " closure_uid_to5ybh="95">jis man, kaip jis skrido emyn M40, mgautis stmimas pedalo<BR></SPAN><SPAN title="" se="the metal even more." te="metalo dar daugiau. " closure_uid_to5ybh="96">metalo dar daugiau. </SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN title="" se="Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car" te="velgiant jo upakalinio vaizdo veidrodis, jis pamat policijos automobil " closure_uid_to5ybh="97">velgiant jo upakalinio vaizdo veidrodis, jis pamat policijos automobil<BR></SPAN><SPAN title="" se="behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.'" te='i paskos, mlyna jungtais vyturliais ir sirena Gyvenamoji. " ' closure_uid_to5ybh="98">i paskos, mlyna jungtais vyturliais ir sirena Gyvenamoji. " </SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN title="" se="I can get away from" te="Galiu isisukti i " closure_uid_to5ybh="99">Galiu isisukti i<BR></SPAN><SPAN title="" se="him - no problem!'" te='jam - ne problema! " ' closure_uid_to5ybh="100">jam - ne problema! " </SPAN></FONT></FONT><SPAN title="" se="thought the elderly gent as he floored it to 110 mph," te="maniau, kad vyresnio amiaus dentelmenas, kaip jis aukt ji iki 110 km / h, " closure_uid_to5ybh="101"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>maniau, kad vyresnio amiaus dentelmenas, kaip jis aukt ji iki 110 km / h,<BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN title="" se="then 120, then 130 mph." te="tada 120, tada 130 myli per valand. " closure_uid_to5ybh="102">tada 120, tada 130 myli per valand.<BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN title="" se="Suddenly, he thought, 'What on earth am I doing?" te='Staiga, jis galvojo: "Kas ant ems a darau? ' closure_uid_to5ybh="103">Staiga, jis galvojo: "Kas ant ems a darau? </SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN title="" se="I'm too old for this" te="A per senas io " closure_uid_to5ybh="104">A per senas io<BR></SPAN><SPAN title="" se="nonsense!'" te='nesmon! " ' closure_uid_to5ybh="105">nesmon! " </SPAN></FONT></FONT><SPAN title="" se="So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the" te="Taigi jis itrauktas perkelti t kelio pus ir lauk " closure_uid_to5ybh="106"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>Taigi jis itrauktas perkelti t kelio pus ir lauk<BR></FONT></SPAN><SPAN title="" se="police car to catch up with him." te="policijos automobil pasivyti su juo. " closure_uid_to5ybh="107"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>policijos automobil pasivyti su juo.<BR><BR></FONT></SPAN><SPAN title="" se="Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of" te="Tempiant u j, policijos pareignas prijo prie vairuotojo pusje " closure_uid_to5ybh="108"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>Tempiant u j, policijos pareignas prijo prie vairuotojo pusje<BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN title="" se="the BMW, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes." te='BMW, pavelg savo laikrod ir tar: "Pone, mano pamain baigiasi per 10 minui. ' closure_uid_to5ybh="109">BMW, pavelg savo laikrod ir tar: "Pone, mano pamain baigiasi per 10 minui.<BR></SPAN><SPAN title="" se="Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend." te="iandien penktadienis ir a kilimui savaitgaliui. " closure_uid_to5ybh="110">iandien penktadienis ir a kilimui savaitgaliui. </SPAN></FONT></FONT><SPAN title="" se="If you can give me a" te="Jeigu js galite duoti man " closure_uid_to5ybh="111"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>Jeigu js galite duoti man<BR></FONT></SPAN><SPAN title="" se="reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.'" te="prieastis, kodl jums buvo pagreitinti, kad a niekada girdjote anksiau, I'll let you go ". " closure_uid_to5ybh="112"><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3>prieastis, kodl jums buvo pagreitinti, kad a niekada girdjote anksiau, I'll let you go ".<BR><BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN title="" se="The man looked very seriously at the policeman and replied, 'Years ago, my" te='Vyras atrod labai rimtai policininkas ir atsak: "Prie daug met, mano ' closure_uid_to5ybh="113">Vyras atrod labai rimtai policininkas ir atsak: "Prie daug met, mano<BR></SPAN><SPAN title="" se="wife ran off with a policeman." te="mona vyko ne su policininku. " closure_uid_to5ybh="114">mona vyko ne su policininku. </SPAN></FONT></FONT><FONT size=3><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN title="" se="I thought you were bringing her back.'" te='Maniau, kad jums buvo pareikti savo nugaros. " ' closure_uid_to5ybh="115">Maniau, kad jums buvo pareikti savo nugaros. "<BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN title="" se="'Have a good day, Sir,' said the policeman." te='"Geros dienos, pone," sak policininkas.' closure_uid_to5ybh="116">"Geros dienos, pone," sak policininkas.</SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN> <DIV class=g-section id=gt-res-tools></FONT><FONT face=Arial size=2>"Giesha" <</FONT><A href="mailto:giesha@dzempub.lt"><FONT face=Arial size=2>giesha@dzempub.lt</FONT></A><FONT face=Arial size=2>> wrote in message </FONT><A href="news:iabvhg$t7h$1@trimpas.omnitel.net"><FONT face=Arial size=2>news:iabvhg$t7h$1@trimpas.omnitel.net</FONT></A><FONT face=Arial size=2>...</FONT></DIV></DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>>A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car <BR>> saleroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying <BR>> the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.<BR>> 'Amazing!' he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal to <BR>> the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car <BR>> behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.' I can get away from <BR>> him - no problem!' thought the elderly gent as he floored it to 110 mph, <BR>> then 120, then 130 mph.<BR>> <BR>> Suddenly, he thought, 'What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this <BR>> nonsense!' So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the <BR>> police car to catch up with him.<BR>> <BR>> Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of <BR>> the BMW, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. <BR>> Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a <BR>> reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.'<BR>> <BR>> The man looked very seriously at the policeman and replied, 'Years ago, my <BR>> wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back.'<BR>> <BR>> 'Have a good day, Sir,' said the policeman. <BR>> <BR>></FONT> </BLOCKQUOTE></BODY></HTML>