HA HA HA :)
geras ;)

"Giesha" <giesha@dzempub.lt> wrote in message 
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>A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car 
>saleroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying 
>the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
> 'Amazing!' he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal 
> to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police 
> car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.' I can get away 
> from him - no problem!' thought the elderly gent as he floored it to 110 
> mph, then 120, then 130 mph.
>
> Suddenly, he thought, 'What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this 
> nonsense!' So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the 
> police car to catch up with him.
>
> Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side 
> of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 10 
> minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can 
> give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll 
> let you go.'
>
> The man looked very seriously at the policeman and replied, 'Years ago, my 
> wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back.'
>
> 'Have a good day, Sir,' said the policeman.