<b3nz0rz>: A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too".

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<Merrick> Only reason I ever payed attention in economics was so I could learn how to merchant in Runescape

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adam_afe > I just got a nice email from the most beautiful woman in the world :~)
adam_afe >Laura!! :-)
Urthworm_afe > what does she say?
adam_afe > err..
adam_afe > "Fuck off and stop emailing me you stupid worthless gimp."

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<usagi> "As for religion and science, I'm placing a restraining order, Religion must stay 500 feet from Science at all times."

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<rudesmurf> oh, by the way, you have woman arms. 
<@Chomps> not really, but I have child's wrists 
<rudesmurf> why is that? 
<@Chomps> because i cut them off some kid

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<TunkeyMicket> who wants to go shower up and jerk each other off...its heterosexual if we all think about women
<El_Cid> Tunkey u sick sicko sick of sickness.......I love it, when can we?

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<UPC747> do you need bitches Max?
<Max> I have man bitches
<Max> er
<Max> MANY
<Max> man, what a fucking typo
<UPC747> ROFL

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