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> "Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message 
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>> Why beer is better than Jesus
>>
>> 10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
>> 9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
>>
>> 8. Beer has never caused a major war.
>>
>> 7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
>>
>> 6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give 
>> it away.
>>
>> 5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his 
>> brand of Beer.
>>
>> 4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
>>
>> 3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
>>
>> 2. You can prove you have a Beer.
>>
>> 1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you 
>> stop.
>>
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