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Tomas M.

"eNyu@work" <neriusjTRINTI@gmail.com> wrote in message 
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> Tiems, kurie neskaito.:)
>
> <Joule> I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged 
> into my computer doesn't use more internet.
>
> <daveemt>: talk
> <JoePike>: mmmmmffffgghhhhrrrrruuuuuggggg
> <daveemt>: WTF was that?
> <JoePike>: I dunno. A copy of Hellen Kellers Twitter post?
> <daveemt>: jesus
> <JoePike>: Yeah, hell will be warm
>
> <@max> I wonder if uniball has ever thought of getting lance armstrong to 
> sponsor their pens
>
> <amb> let's make a coloring book
> <amb> and then sue kids for unauthorized derivative works
>
> <@baka> anyone here ever eaten sushi off a naked woman?
> <Sloshed> no thanks
> <@baka> i'm intrigued
> <@Sadrak> I'd volunteer to do the dishes
>
> <Neo> so you know those peta campaigns, "I'd rather go naked than wear 
> fur"?
> <Neo> it's a pretty horrible idea when you think about it
> <Neo> "stop eating animals or we'll keep showing you pics of hot chicks 
> all naked like"
> <Neo> yeah, brillant plan there guys
>
> killjay: Most embarassing internet moment?
> killjay: Unknowingly cyber with a dude?
> lemonlimeskull: Nope.
> killjay: Knowingly cyber with a dude?
> lemonlimeskull: Not as such.
> lemonlimeskull: Though when I was a kid, I did try to run an ASCII image 
> of a naked chick through a text-to-speech program, set to female voice.
> lemonlimeskull: When she got to "colon colon colon period colon colon 
> colon period period" the moment was gone.
>
> SeanieG123: So the other day i was hangin out with some friends and i told 
> them about this dream i had.
> SeanieG123: It was a weird dream, and they all agreed and told me there 
> was something wrong with me.
> SeanieG123: Anyway, so then my black friend, brandyn, looks at me funny.
> SeanieG123: So jokingly, I say to him, "what's wrong? don't you dream when 
> you sleep?"
> SeanieG123: He looks at me dead in the eye and says, "hell naw! last nigga 
> who had a dream got shot!"
>
> <Shift_Wreck> OMG guys you gotta hear this
> <Shift_Wreck> So i goes to the grocery store to pick up smokes and a 
> frozen pizza.
> <Shift_Wreck> I get my things and head to the 12 items or less line.
> <Shift_Wreck> i get in line just as the guy in front of me is setting his 
> items down on the conveyor belt thing
> <Shift_Wreck> his items were: get this
> <Shift_Wreck>  a box of condoms, a medium sized cucumber, a tub of 
> margarine and a 12 pack of beer
> <Shift_Wreck> I imediatly am thinking "lolwut?"
> <Shift_Wreck> well i couldnt help but make that reverse nasal snort sound 
> you make when your trying to keep from laughing.
> <Shift_Wreck> well  i couldnt help but make that reverse nasal snort sound 
> you make when your trying to keep from laughing.
> <Shift_Wreck> oops
> <Shift_Wreck> the guy and cashere must have heard it because they both 
> turn to look at me
> <Shift_Wreck> im grinning from ear to ear now and my eyes are darting from 
> the guys face and the items he had on the belt
> <Shift_Wreck> i catch the casheirs eye and i look at her and shes looking 
> at me like 0_0 and shaking her head "no dont!"
> <Shift_Wreck> this all was a few seconds but it felt like an eternity...
> <Shift_Wreck> well i finaly says to myself: "shift, youve gone this far, 
> may as well say something"
> <Shift_Wreck> so i say to the guy (still with this huge grin) "going to a 
> party?"
> <Shift_Wreck> The girl just loses it and starts laughing
> <Shift_Wreck> the guy just scowls at me
> <Shift_Wreck> looks to the girl
> <Shift_Wreck> and walks away leaving his items there at the checkout
> <Shift_Wreck> it was kinda awkward
> <Shift_Wreck> pizzas good though
>
> <+FHC_> why is it guns are legal in america but a school shooter will miss 
> most of his targets, but guns illegal in germany and the fuckers hit 
> everything they aim at
> <@Sauce> american kids know how to strafe
>
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