Tiems, kurie neskaito.:) <Joule> I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet. <daveemt>: talk <JoePike>: mmmmmffffgghhhhrrrrruuuuuggggg <daveemt>: WTF was that? <JoePike>: I dunno. A copy of Hellen Kellers Twitter post? <daveemt>: jesus <JoePike>: Yeah, hell will be warm <@max> I wonder if uniball has ever thought of getting lance armstrong to sponsor their pens <amb> let's make a coloring book <amb> and then sue kids for unauthorized derivative works <@baka> anyone here ever eaten sushi off a naked woman? <Sloshed> no thanks <@baka> i'm intrigued <@Sadrak> I'd volunteer to do the dishes <Neo> so you know those peta campaigns, "I'd rather go naked than wear fur"? <Neo> it's a pretty horrible idea when you think about it <Neo> "stop eating animals or we'll keep showing you pics of hot chicks all naked like" <Neo> yeah, brillant plan there guys killjay: Most embarassing internet moment? killjay: Unknowingly cyber with a dude? lemonlimeskull: Nope. killjay: Knowingly cyber with a dude? lemonlimeskull: Not as such. lemonlimeskull: Though when I was a kid, I did try to run an ASCII image of a naked chick through a text-to-speech program, set to female voice. lemonlimeskull: When she got to "colon colon colon period colon colon colon period period" the moment was gone. SeanieG123: So the other day i was hangin out with some friends and i told them about this dream i had. SeanieG123: It was a weird dream, and they all agreed and told me there was something wrong with me. SeanieG123: Anyway, so then my black friend, brandyn, looks at me funny. SeanieG123: So jokingly, I say to him, "what's wrong? don't you dream when you sleep?" SeanieG123: He looks at me dead in the eye and says, "hell naw! last nigga who had a dream got shot!" <Shift_Wreck> OMG guys you gotta hear this <Shift_Wreck> So i goes to the grocery store to pick up smokes and a frozen pizza. <Shift_Wreck> I get my things and head to the 12 items or less line. <Shift_Wreck> i get in line just as the guy in front of me is setting his items down on the conveyor belt thing <Shift_Wreck> his items were: get this <Shift_Wreck> a box of condoms, a medium sized cucumber, a tub of margarine and a 12 pack of beer <Shift_Wreck> I imediatly am thinking "lolwut?" <Shift_Wreck> well i couldnt help but make that reverse nasal snort sound you make when your trying to keep from laughing. <Shift_Wreck> well i couldnt help but make that reverse nasal snort sound you make when your trying to keep from laughing. <Shift_Wreck> oops <Shift_Wreck> the guy and cashere must have heard it because they both turn to look at me <Shift_Wreck> im grinning from ear to ear now and my eyes are darting from the guys face and the items he had on the belt <Shift_Wreck> i catch the casheirs eye and i look at her and shes looking at me like 0_0 and shaking her head "no dont!" <Shift_Wreck> this all was a few seconds but it felt like an eternity... <Shift_Wreck> well i finaly says to myself: "shift, youve gone this far, may as well say something" <Shift_Wreck> so i say to the guy (still with this huge grin) "going to a party?" <Shift_Wreck> The girl just loses it and starts laughing <Shift_Wreck> the guy just scowls at me <Shift_Wreck> looks to the girl <Shift_Wreck> and walks away leaving his items there at the checkout <Shift_Wreck> it was kinda awkward <Shift_Wreck> pizzas good though <+FHC_> why is it guns are legal in america but a school shooter will miss most of his targets, but guns illegal in germany and the fuckers hit everything they aim at <@Sauce> american kids know how to strafe -- Photoblog: http://www.enyu.lt