geras :)
"Otaitau" <ner@ner.lt> wrote in message 
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>A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, “What’s the 
>problem officer?”
>
> Officer: “You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.”
>
> Man: “No sir, I was going 65.”
>
> Wife: “Oh, Harry. You were going 80.” (The man gives his wife a dirty 
> look.)
>
> Officer: “I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.”
>
> Man: “Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail light!”
>
> Wife: “Oh Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks.” (The man 
> gives his wife another dirty look.)
>
> Officer: “I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your 
> seatbelt.”
>
> Man: “Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.”
>
> Wife: “Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt.”
>
> The man turns to his wife and yells, “SHUT YOUR MOUTH!”
>
> The Officer turns to the woman and asks, “Ma’am, does your husband talk to 
> you this way all the time?”
>
> The wife says, “No, only when he’s drunk.”
>