Tema: Skaitytojų nusi vusi. Šimtas keturioliktoji savaitė
Autorius: ivs
Data: 2012-07-02 02:09:49

hezau, kas cia darosi? nesigaudau nei futbole, nei... apie ka cia buvo
kalbeta? nu, ta parasme, risliai. jona apie van goga, ups apie ledus su
melynem ir spielberga, korna, cc, briedis po zodeli suvokiama - o visa kita
kazkokia zalia mase, nesiskiria nuo fono, neiziuriu. atskaiciau morala
darbdaviams, pasakiau protingu fraziu, tipo: welcome to real world, you
better get to know your stuff better ir pan. nu vienzo, gavosi panasiai,
kaip tam joke:


A congressman was seated in first class next to a little girl on an
airplane. He turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the
total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming,
universal health care or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty but
a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
global warming, universal health care or the economy when you don't know
crap?"

Then she went back to reading her book.  
ir iseinu i teatra, kur sakiau. gal turesiu upo parasyt, kaip sekesi
ziureti ;)

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