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"Kaksht" <kaksht@cianetikrasmuilas.com> wrote in message 
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> "Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message 
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>>A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.
>> The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in 
>> a while ‘the lights would turn off.’
>>
>> Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
>>
>> However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
>>
>> She walked up to the bartender, and asked, ‘May I please use the 
>> restroom?
>>
>> The bartender replied, ‘OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue 
>> of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.’
>>
>> ‘Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,’ said the nun.
>>
>> So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
>>
>> After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just 
>> long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. !
>>
>> She went to the bartender and said, ‘Sir, I don’t understand.  Why did 
>> they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?’
>>
>> ‘Well, now they know you’re one of us,’ said the bartender, ‘Would you 
>> like a drink?’
>>
>> ‘No thank you, but, I still don’t understand,’ said the puzzled nun.
>>
>> ‘You see,’ laughed the bartender, ‘every time someone lifts the fig leaf 
>> on that statue, the lights go out.
>>
>> Now, how about that drink?’
>>
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>>
>> TICK WARNING!
>>
>>
>> I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it
>> myself a couple times unintentionally but this one is real, and it’s
>> important.
>>
>> Please send this warning to everyone on your e- mail list.
>>
>> If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks
>> due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance
>> around with your arms up,
>>
>> DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!!
>> They only want to see you naked.
>>
>> I wish I’d gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid.
>>
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>> ©Toxis