:)) "Kaksht" <kaksht@cianetikrasmuilas.com> wrote in message news:h73h01$5d6$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... > :))) > > -- > Honda Civic '00 EK3 1.5 Vtec-E > > "Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message > news:h73bro$tlq$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... >>A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. >> The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in >> a while ‘the lights would turn off.’ >> >> Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. >> >> However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. >> >> She walked up to the bartender, and asked, ‘May I please use the >> restroom? >> >> The bartender replied, ‘OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue >> of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.’ >> >> ‘Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,’ said the nun. >> >> So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. >> >> After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just >> long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. ! >> >> She went to the bartender and said, ‘Sir, I don’t understand. Why did >> they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?’ >> >> ‘Well, now they know you’re one of us,’ said the bartender, ‘Would you >> like a drink?’ >> >> ‘No thank you, but, I still don’t understand,’ said the puzzled nun. >> >> ‘You see,’ laughed the bartender, ‘every time someone lifts the fig leaf >> on that statue, the lights go out. >> >> Now, how about that drink?’ >> >> ------------------- >> >> TICK WARNING! >> >> >> I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it >> myself a couple times unintentionally but this one is real, and it’s >> important. >> >> Please send this warning to everyone on your e- mail list. >> >> If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks >> due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance >> around with your arms up, >> >> DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!! >> They only want to see you naked. >> >> I wish I’d gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid. >> >> --------------------- >> >> >> >> >> -- >> ___________ >> ©Toxis