prie to pacio ;-)

Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees." TWA 2341: "We 
are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" Tower: "Sir, have 
you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"

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A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out 
after touching down. San Jose Tower noted: "American 751, make a hard right 
turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take 
the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to 
the airport."

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A military pilot called for a priority landing because his single-engine jet 
fighter was running "a bit peaked." Air Traffic Control told the fighter 
pilot that he was number two, behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down. 
"Ah," the fighter pilot remarked, "The dreaded seven-engine approach."

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One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of 
the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out, turned 
around, and taxied back past the Cherokee. Some quick-witted comedian in the 
DC-8 crew got on the radio and said, "What a cute little plane. Did you make 
it all by yourself?" The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, 
came back with a real zinger: "I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing 
like yours and I'll have enough parts for another one."



-- 
Dauma

"In a mad world only the mad are sane"
Akira Kurosava