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"Ramon_" <nera@takas.lt> wrote in message 
news:hip6sg$aj6$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> yr tiesos :)
>
>> Only in an E39 do you feel incomplete if you don't hit up a BMW forum at 
>> least once a day
>
> Ramunas
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> "Memba of board" <bbd007@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in message 
> news:hip3li$5o8$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>> geras siaip. :)
>>
>> "Geralt" <none@none.com> wrote in message 
>> news:himm9f$f3s$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>>> Only in an E39 do my locks freeze every night. Other cars have no 
>>> problems, but the E39's fail.
>>> Only in an E39 does the drivers side window stop working. All other 
>>> windows are fine, but the one you want to work fails.
>>> Only in an E39 can you not wash your car and people still check her out.
>>> Only in an e39 are the cupholders designed by professionals.
>>> Only in an E39 do you have the best BMW ever made
>>> Only e39s have that time of the month, but you still love her
>>> Only in an E39 must you bore the center hubs to fit newer wheels that 
>>> you really want.
>>> Only in an E39 can you go on a 4 person business lunch midday, and race 
>>> an M3 home in the evening (and not be dropped... on the highway)...
>>> Only in an E39 can you pick up 5 ladies at the same time...
>>> Only in an E39 do you get jealous looks from people driving cars twice 
>>> as valuable
>>> Only in an E39 will you have to replace plastic parts every few years as 
>>> part of "normal" maintenance. Windows, radiators, etc.
>>> Only in an E39 will your friends STILL think its a newish $50k car, even 
>>> when its 12 years old.
>>> Only in an E39 can you pray that you can drive for a day without any 
>>> warning messages popping up. and then just laugh when they do come up
>>> Only in an e39 can the crappy cupholders actually be a good thing 
>>> because you dont want people bringing food and drinks in your car anyway
>>> Only in an e39 do you keep a constant eye on the coolant 
>>> temperature/keep the OBC on Test 7 "just in case"
>>> Only in an e39 can you race your dad whose car is 12x the price of yours 
>>> and keep up and do it all with a giant smile on your face the whole time
>>> Only in an e39 do you get a car that has new-car-styling even though it 
>>> is 12+ years old
>>> Only in an E39 do you go through two radiators.....in the same year.
>>> Only in an e39 you feel that you will never have a better car than this
>>> Only in an E39 you look back after parking the car and think to yourself 
>>> "Damn it looks better than most cars in the parking lot"!
>>> Only in an e39, people that know you ask you "how your car been?" more 
>>> than "hows th girlfriend been?"
>>> Only in a e39 do you see an e30 driver... and they look happier
>>> Only in an E39 do I enjoy going down the the corner store to get 
>>> milk........because its an hour away!
>>> Only in a modded e39 touring do people scream at you while you are 
>>> driving down the high way with windows open in order to ask you if they 
>>> can take a picture of your car!!!
>>> Only in an e39 do I go to the car wash when there is still snow on the 
>>> ground.
>>> Only in an e39 can you see a drop of coolant and spend $1000.
>>> Only in an E39 will ur friends think ur car is fast just because its a 
>>> BMW
>>> Only in a E39 do you wish your engine horse power kept up with the 
>>> years.
>>> Only in an E39 will you meet other E39 people, and they understand true 
>>> love.
>>> Only in my E39 did I get pulled over at 80mph, 1000ft off a highway 
>>> after a 90 degree turn... and the cop said, "This car can't be that 
>>> fast..."
>>> Only in an e39 is a 6 cylinder way too small
>>> Only in an E39 do I keep a code reader in the trunk.
>>> Only in my E39 I get , "You must be rich!" from people who own brand new 
>>> Civics.
>>> Only in my E39 I get people with E60s asking me if I am interested in 
>>> selling my car.
>>> Only in my E39 I can cover 1000 miles in 12 hours and still go out later 
>>> that night.
>>> Only in an E39 do you feel incomplete if you don't hit up a BMW forum at 
>>> least once a day
>>> Only in an E39 you feel like a complete database of BMW knowledge. So 
>>> when your friends cars break down or sound wierd you can tell what it is 
>>> becasue you had eveything that could go bad happen already.
>>> Only in as E39 can you take the highway off ramp at 160km/h with a 
>>> posted speed of 30km/h
>>> Only because I drive an E39, I was able to answer immediately when my 
>>> friend asked me why there might be oil around the spark plug/coil boots 
>>> on his Passat...
>>> Only in an e39 I will refer my car is an e39 with a m54 rather than a 
>>> bimmer 5 series.
>>> Only in an e39 that I have enough complaints to the stereo that I have 
>>> to upgrade it.
>>> Only in an e39 that the tools needed to replace the subframe bushings 
>>> cost as much as the bushing parts and it find no use on other cars.
>>> Only in an e39 that I have so many people want it if I decided to let it 
>>> go.
>>> Only in an E39 you drive into a parking lot and the group of people 
>>> talking about their "pimped out" hondas and toyotas all get quiet and 
>>> stare at your car.
>>> Only in an E39 you have broken headlight adjusters and need to do an 
>>> expensive 6 hour repair or an even more expensive headlight replacement.
>>> Only with an E39 you know everything about your car and can even help 
>>> your friend with his E39 because of all the hundreds of hours of DIY's 
>>> you've done.
>>> Only with an E39 you get pulled over more frequently than you pump gas.
>>> Only with an E39 you know you can never have enough mods and tweaks.
>>> Only with an E39 you know you can't possibly drive a more comfortable or 
>>> exhilarating car ever.
>>> Only in an e39 do my friends say " well F* you, you drive a BMW " as 
>>> they joke jealously
>>> Only in "my" E39 that I pay $3000 for an extended warranty and after 24k 
>>> miles have nothing that needs to be fixed!!!!
>>> Only in an E39 have I paid for an extended powertrain warranty ($3k), 
>>> then after 6k miles had a different 6spd transmission put in... which 
>>> would have otherwise cost me ~$5k!
>>> Only in an E39 do you apologize to it when you hit a hard bump or driver 
>>> her harder then you wanted to...
>>> Only in an E39 do you see another E39 and immediatley know the year and 
>>> model no matter what angle it's from lol...
>>> Only in an e39 would a 45,000 dollar car not have heated mirrors 
>>> regardless of cold weather package.
>>> Only in an e39 you could load up your car FULL of your most important 
>>> belongings, along with your good friend, and drive 3500 miles from 
>>> Nebraska to Alaska, and still have a car powerful enough and good enough 
>>> to carve up the thousands of miles of mountain road twisties on the way 
>>> and pass EVERYONE on the way!!
>>> Only in an e39 can a motorcycle have trouble keeping up with you carving 
>>> through twisty mountain roads when your car is loaded to the brim!
>>> Only in an e39 can I make that journey with 170k miles on my car and not 
>>> have a single problem along the way!
>>> Only in an e39 does buying a NEW BMW
>>> seem unexciting, even when yours has 180k miles.
>>> Only in an e39 does a 12 year old BMW keep up with the $55k+ New 535i's.
>>> Only in an e39 are buyers of new BMW's jealous of your car.
>>> Only in an e39 do girls think your BMW is fairly new, and you tell them 
>>> it is and they think nothing of it.
>>> Only in an e39 where your car tells you it wants to go fast
>>> Only in an e39 will you be hustling to grab distilled water and rad 
>>> smokin and some random guy asking if you need help... with the hood open
>>> Only in an e39 will you know whats wrong before AAA even asks...
>>> Only in an e39 is everything made of plastic and metal...
>>> Only in an e39 will you spend 500 on some interior pieces
>>> Only in an e39 will guys cover all the chrome you can with black
>>> Only in an e39 would I be able to make my grandma think that I bought a 
>>> more expensive car than her '08 Lincoln. ($49k+)
>>> Only in a E39 can you replace the back tires once a year...without 
>>> spinning them.
>>> Only in an e39 will the dealer tell u all the good things about this 
>>> 10yr old car . (if u have the 00")
>>>
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