geras siaip. :) "Geralt" <none@none.com> wrote in message news:himm9f$f3s$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... > Only in an E39 do my locks freeze every night. Other cars have no > problems, but the E39's fail. > Only in an E39 does the drivers side window stop working. All other > windows are fine, but the one you want to work fails. > Only in an E39 can you not wash your car and people still check her out. > Only in an e39 are the cupholders designed by professionals. > Only in an E39 do you have the best BMW ever made > Only e39s have that time of the month, but you still love her > Only in an E39 must you bore the center hubs to fit newer wheels that you > really want. > Only in an E39 can you go on a 4 person business lunch midday, and race an > M3 home in the evening (and not be dropped... on the highway)... > Only in an E39 can you pick up 5 ladies at the same time... > Only in an E39 do you get jealous looks from people driving cars twice as > valuable > Only in an E39 will you have to replace plastic parts every few years as > part of "normal" maintenance. Windows, radiators, etc. > Only in an E39 will your friends STILL think its a newish $50k car, even > when its 12 years old. > Only in an E39 can you pray that you can drive for a day without any > warning messages popping up. and then just laugh when they do come up > Only in an e39 can the crappy cupholders actually be a good thing because > you dont want people bringing food and drinks in your car anyway > Only in an e39 do you keep a constant eye on the coolant temperature/keep > the OBC on Test 7 "just in case" > Only in an e39 can you race your dad whose car is 12x the price of yours > and keep up and do it all with a giant smile on your face the whole time > Only in an e39 do you get a car that has new-car-styling even though it is > 12+ years old > Only in an E39 do you go through two radiators.....in the same year. > Only in an e39 you feel that you will never have a better car than this > Only in an E39 you look back after parking the car and think to yourself > "Damn it looks better than most cars in the parking lot"! > Only in an e39, people that know you ask you "how your car been?" more > than "hows th girlfriend been?" > Only in a e39 do you see an e30 driver... and they look happier > Only in an E39 do I enjoy going down the the corner store to get > milk........because its an hour away! > Only in a modded e39 touring do people scream at you while you are driving > down the high way with windows open in order to ask you if they can take a > picture of your car!!! > Only in an e39 do I go to the car wash when there is still snow on the > ground. > Only in an e39 can you see a drop of coolant and spend $1000. > Only in an E39 will ur friends think ur car is fast just because its a BMW > Only in a E39 do you wish your engine horse power kept up with the years. > Only in an E39 will you meet other E39 people, and they understand true > love. > Only in my E39 did I get pulled over at 80mph, 1000ft off a highway after > a 90 degree turn... and the cop said, "This car can't be that fast..." > Only in an e39 is a 6 cylinder way too small > Only in an E39 do I keep a code reader in the trunk. > Only in my E39 I get , "You must be rich!" from people who own brand new > Civics. > Only in my E39 I get people with E60s asking me if I am interested in > selling my car. > Only in my E39 I can cover 1000 miles in 12 hours and still go out later > that night. > Only in an E39 do you feel incomplete if you don't hit up a BMW forum at > least once a day > Only in an E39 you feel like a complete database of BMW knowledge. So when > your friends cars break down or sound wierd you can tell what it is > becasue you had eveything that could go bad happen already. > Only in as E39 can you take the highway off ramp at 160km/h with a posted > speed of 30km/h > Only because I drive an E39, I was able to answer immediately when my > friend asked me why there might be oil around the spark plug/coil boots on > his Passat... > Only in an e39 I will refer my car is an e39 with a m54 rather than a > bimmer 5 series. > Only in an e39 that I have enough complaints to the stereo that I have to > upgrade it. > Only in an e39 that the tools needed to replace the subframe bushings cost > as much as the bushing parts and it find no use on other cars. > Only in an e39 that I have so many people want it if I decided to let it > go. > Only in an E39 you drive into a parking lot and the group of people > talking about their "pimped out" hondas and toyotas all get quiet and > stare at your car. > Only in an E39 you have broken headlight adjusters and need to do an > expensive 6 hour repair or an even more expensive headlight replacement. > Only with an E39 you know everything about your car and can even help your > friend with his E39 because of all the hundreds of hours of DIY's you've > done. > Only with an E39 you get pulled over more frequently than you pump gas. > Only with an E39 you know you can never have enough mods and tweaks. > Only with an E39 you know you can't possibly drive a more comfortable or > exhilarating car ever. > Only in an e39 do my friends say " well F* you, you drive a BMW " as they > joke jealously > Only in "my" E39 that I pay $3000 for an extended warranty and after 24k > miles have nothing that needs to be fixed!!!! > Only in an E39 have I paid for an extended powertrain warranty ($3k), then > after 6k miles had a different 6spd transmission put in... which would > have otherwise cost me ~$5k! > Only in an E39 do you apologize to it when you hit a hard bump or driver > her harder then you wanted to... > Only in an E39 do you see another E39 and immediatley know the year and > model no matter what angle it's from lol... > Only in an e39 would a 45,000 dollar car not have heated mirrors > regardless of cold weather package. > Only in an e39 you could load up your car FULL of your most important > belongings, along with your good friend, and drive 3500 miles from > Nebraska to Alaska, and still have a car powerful enough and good enough > to carve up the thousands of miles of mountain road twisties on the way > and pass EVERYONE on the way!! > Only in an e39 can a motorcycle have trouble keeping up with you carving > through twisty mountain roads when your car is loaded to the brim! > Only in an e39 can I make that journey with 170k miles on my car and not > have a single problem along the way! > Only in an e39 does buying a NEW BMW > seem unexciting, even when yours has 180k miles. > Only in an e39 does a 12 year old BMW keep up with the $55k+ New 535i's. > Only in an e39 are buyers of new BMW's jealous of your car. > Only in an e39 do girls think your BMW is fairly new, and you tell them it > is and they think nothing of it. > Only in an e39 where your car tells you it wants to go fast > Only in an e39 will you be hustling to grab distilled water and rad smokin > and some random guy asking if you need help... with the hood open > Only in an e39 will you know whats wrong before AAA even asks... > Only in an e39 is everything made of plastic and metal... > Only in an e39 will you spend 500 on some interior pieces > Only in an e39 will guys cover all the chrome you can with black > Only in an e39 would I be able to make my grandma think that I bought a > more expensive car than her '08 Lincoln. ($49k+) > Only in a E39 can you replace the back tires once a year...without > spinning them. > Only in an e39 will the dealer tell u all the good things about this 10yr > old car . (if u have the 00") > > > __________ Information from ESET NOD32 Antivirus, version of virus > signature database 4769 (20100113) __________ > > The message was checked by ESET NOD32 Antivirus. > > http://www.eset.com > > > >