Only in an E39 do my locks freeze every night. Other cars have no problems, but the E39's fail. Only in an E39 does the drivers side window stop working. All other windows are fine, but the one you want to work fails. Only in an E39 can you not wash your car and people still check her out. Only in an e39 are the cupholders designed by professionals. Only in an E39 do you have the best BMW ever made Only e39s have that time of the month, but you still love her Only in an E39 must you bore the center hubs to fit newer wheels that you really want. Only in an E39 can you go on a 4 person business lunch midday, and race an M3 home in the evening (and not be dropped... on the highway)... Only in an E39 can you pick up 5 ladies at the same time... Only in an E39 do you get jealous looks from people driving cars twice as valuable Only in an E39 will you have to replace plastic parts every few years as part of "normal" maintenance. Windows, radiators, etc. Only in an E39 will your friends STILL think its a newish $50k car, even when its 12 years old. Only in an E39 can you pray that you can drive for a day without any warning messages popping up. and then just laugh when they do come up Only in an e39 can the crappy cupholders actually be a good thing because you dont want people bringing food and drinks in your car anyway Only in an e39 do you keep a constant eye on the coolant temperature/keep the OBC on Test 7 "just in case" Only in an e39 can you race your dad whose car is 12x the price of yours and keep up and do it all with a giant smile on your face the whole time Only in an e39 do you get a car that has new-car-styling even though it is 12+ years old Only in an E39 do you go through two radiators.....in the same year. Only in an e39 you feel that you will never have a better car than this Only in an E39 you look back after parking the car and think to yourself "Damn it looks better than most cars in the parking lot"! Only in an e39, people that know you ask you "how your car been?" more than "hows th girlfriend been?" Only in a e39 do you see an e30 driver... and they look happier Only in an E39 do I enjoy going down the the corner store to get milk........because its an hour away! Only in a modded e39 touring do people scream at you while you are driving down the high way with windows open in order to ask you if they can take a picture of your car!!! Only in an e39 do I go to the car wash when there is still snow on the ground. Only in an e39 can you see a drop of coolant and spend $1000. Only in an E39 will ur friends think ur car is fast just because its a BMW Only in a E39 do you wish your engine horse power kept up with the years. Only in an E39 will you meet other E39 people, and they understand true love. Only in my E39 did I get pulled over at 80mph, 1000ft off a highway after a 90 degree turn... and the cop said, "This car can't be that fast..." Only in an e39 is a 6 cylinder way too small Only in an E39 do I keep a code reader in the trunk. Only in my E39 I get , "You must be rich!" from people who own brand new Civics. Only in my E39 I get people with E60s asking me if I am interested in selling my car. Only in my E39 I can cover 1000 miles in 12 hours and still go out later that night. Only in an E39 do you feel incomplete if you don't hit up a BMW forum at least once a day Only in an E39 you feel like a complete database of BMW knowledge. So when your friends cars break down or sound wierd you can tell what it is becasue you had eveything that could go bad happen already. Only in as E39 can you take the highway off ramp at 160km/h with a posted speed of 30km/h Only because I drive an E39, I was able to answer immediately when my friend asked me why there might be oil around the spark plug/coil boots on his Passat... Only in an e39 I will refer my car is an e39 with a m54 rather than a bimmer 5 series. Only in an e39 that I have enough complaints to the stereo that I have to upgrade it. Only in an e39 that the tools needed to replace the subframe bushings cost as much as the bushing parts and it find no use on other cars. Only in an e39 that I have so many people want it if I decided to let it go. Only in an E39 you drive into a parking lot and the group of people talking about their "pimped out" hondas and toyotas all get quiet and stare at your car. Only in an E39 you have broken headlight adjusters and need to do an expensive 6 hour repair or an even more expensive headlight replacement. Only with an E39 you know everything about your car and can even help your friend with his E39 because of all the hundreds of hours of DIY's you've done. Only with an E39 you get pulled over more frequently than you pump gas. Only with an E39 you know you can never have enough mods and tweaks. Only with an E39 you know you can't possibly drive a more comfortable or exhilarating car ever. Only in an e39 do my friends say " well F* you, you drive a BMW " as they joke jealously Only in "my" E39 that I pay $3000 for an extended warranty and after 24k miles have nothing that needs to be fixed!!!! Only in an E39 have I paid for an extended powertrain warranty ($3k), then after 6k miles had a different 6spd transmission put in... which would have otherwise cost me ~$5k! Only in an E39 do you apologize to it when you hit a hard bump or driver her harder then you wanted to... Only in an E39 do you see another E39 and immediatley know the year and model no matter what angle it's from lol... Only in an e39 would a 45,000 dollar car not have heated mirrors regardless of cold weather package. Only in an e39 you could load up your car FULL of your most important belongings, along with your good friend, and drive 3500 miles from Nebraska to Alaska, and still have a car powerful enough and good enough to carve up the thousands of miles of mountain road twisties on the way and pass EVERYONE on the way!! Only in an e39 can a motorcycle have trouble keeping up with you carving through twisty mountain roads when your car is loaded to the brim! Only in an e39 can I make that journey with 170k miles on my car and not have a single problem along the way! Only in an e39 does buying a NEW BMW seem unexciting, even when yours has 180k miles. Only in an e39 does a 12 year old BMW keep up with the $55k+ New 535i's. Only in an e39 are buyers of new BMW's jealous of your car. Only in an e39 do girls think your BMW is fairly new, and you tell them it is and they think nothing of it. Only in an e39 where your car tells you it wants to go fast Only in an e39 will you be hustling to grab distilled water and rad smokin and some random guy asking if you need help... with the hood open Only in an e39 will you know whats wrong before AAA even asks... Only in an e39 is everything made of plastic and metal... Only in an e39 will you spend 500 on some interior pieces Only in an e39 will guys cover all the chrome you can with black Only in an e39 would I be able to make my grandma think that I bought a more expensive car than her '08 Lincoln. ($49k+) Only in a E39 can you replace the back tires once a year...without spinning them. Only in an e39 will the dealer tell u all the good things about this 10yr old car . (if u have the 00") __________ Information from ESET NOD32 Antivirus, version of virus signature database 4769 (20100113) __________ The message was checked by ESET NOD32 Antivirus. http://www.eset.com