Tema: Re: Anekdotai
Autorius: Atlepausis
Data: 2009-05-11 22:28:17
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>deshim KB tai jau bynars nu</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><BR>-- <BR>Darius M.</DIV>
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  <DIV>"Munchiss" &lt;<A 
  href="mailto:kazkoks@kazkur.lt">kazkoks@kazkur.lt</A>&gt; wrote in message <A 
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  <DIV><FONT size=2>Man tai idomiau kur BINARAS :)</FONT></DIV>
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    <DIV>"Vytook's" &lt;<A 
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    <DIV><FONT size=2>idomu kokios lyties autorius()</FONT></DIV>
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      <DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN class=Apple-style-span 
      style="WORD-SPACING: 0px; FONT: 13px arial; TEXT-TRANSFORM: none; COLOR: rgb(80,0,80); TEXT-INDENT: 0px; WHITE-SPACE: normal; LETTER-SPACING: normal; BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse; webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none; webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; webkit-text-stroke-width: 0"><FONT 
      face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">A 
      labai mandagi.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Kai pasiuniu mog nx, 
      visuomet perskambinu ir pasiteirauju, kaip jis 
      nusigavo.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Kada gi pagaliau pagamins 
      telefonus su funkcija blokuoti skambuius savo buvusiems, kuriems pradedi 
      skambinti vos tik prisigeri?</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">... o po to mes nujome  
      ZAGS- ir informavome valstyb apie tai, kad kartu 
      miegame...</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Kalorijos  tai tokios maos 
      bjaurybs, kurios ateina naktimis ir sumaina 
      drabuius.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Negi a tokia seksuali, kad 
      gyvenimas taip mane tratina?</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Dar viena diena be reikalo 
      panaudoto makiao...</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Mes atsakome u tuos, kuri 
      laiku nepasiuntme.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Kai mogui kanda vampyras, 
      jis pavirsta vampyru.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Susidaro spdis, kad visus 
      aplinkui apkandiojo oiai...</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Jeigu visi mons turi angelus 
      sargus, tai mano arba kakur kirmija, arba labai ilgam 
      ugr...</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Moteris turi mokti daryti 70 
      dalyk: plauti indus ir 69...</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Dieve, padaryk taip, kad visos 
      kalorijos nueit  papus...</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">A tai vadinau px..izmu, kol 
      nesuinojau odi atsparus stresui.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Kaktusas  tai gyvenimu labai 
      nusivyls agurkas.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Kada pagaliau sugalvos 
      kompiuterius, kurie po garsins komandos bl**!! sustabdys po jos 
      sekanius veiksmus?</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">- Tu visada tokia 
      kal?</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">- Ne, 5 dienas per mnes a 
      dar blogesn.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Kelint kart sitikinu, kad 
      moterys moka saugoti paslaptis.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
      class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2><SPAN 
      style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Grupmis Madaug po 40 
      moni.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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