Customer: "Excuse me, do you have any copies of Sexadon?"

Me: "Do you mean Sex At Dawn? It's a bestseller."

Customer: "No, I'm pretty sure the one I want is titled Sexadon. You know, 
like the dinosaur of sex?"

(For the heck of it, I double-check our inventory, the Books In Print index, 
and all the Amazons. There is no book called Sexadon.)

Customer: *disappointed* "Man, I really thought that was the title."

(In the end, he bought Sex At Dawn, but clearly wasn't happy about it!)

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> (I work in a call center that answers calls from people with broken cars 
> in foreign countries. We always ask how many people are on board of the 
> car.)
>
> Me: "Are there any children in your car?"
>
> Customer: "Yes, four children. One of the children is under four. Three 
> are aged between four and twelve and one is older than twelve."
>
> Me: "So, you have five children?"
>
> Customer: "No! Four children!"
>
> Me: "But, you just mentioned five children."
>
> Customer: "Don't you think I know how many kids I have?"
>
> Customer, to his wife: "Honey, how many kids do we have?"
>
> Customer: "I'm sorry. You're right, I've got five children."
>