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"Juozas" <no@email.com> wrote in message 
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> Cia dar vienas geras:
>
> (I have been out the back making dough before serving the customer. I 
> haven't had time to clean myself up a bit, so I have flour on my shirt.)
>
> Me: "Hi, how can I help you today?"
>
> Customer: *looking at my shirt* "Can I speak to the manager right away, 
> please?"
>
> Me: *confused* "Um, okay."
>
> (I call the manager over.)
>
> Manager: "What seems to be the problem, ma'am?"
>
> Customer: "I want to complain about this employee. He has drugs on his 
> shirt. He should be fired immediately!"
>
> Manager: *joking* "But, then, where would I get my supply from?"
>
> Customer: *looks shocked, and then storms out of the store*
>
> Next customer in line: "Can I get a Hawaiian pizza on the thin base with 
> extra drugs, please?"
>
>
> On 2011.09.14 14:58, Dedmytas wrote:
>> http://notalwaysright.com/ :)))))))))))
>>
>> (I work in a call center that answers calls from people with broken cars
>> in foreign countries. We always ask how many people are on board of the
>> car.)
>>
>> Me: "Are there any children in your car?"
>>
>> Customer: "Yes, four children. One of the children is under four. Three
>> are aged between four and twelve and one is older than twelve."
>>
>> Me: "So, you have five children?"
>>
>> Customer: "No! Four children!"
>>
>> Me: "But, you just mentioned five children."
>>
>> Customer: "Don't you think I know how many kids I have?"
>>
>> Customer, to his wife: "Honey, how many kids do we have?"
>>
>> Customer: "I'm sorry. You're right, I've got five children."
>