Tema: Re: mintys [eng]
Autorius: mumumčik zergatronas
Data: 2009-03-26 15:10:24
o uz ka tie lisni 2 pliusai?

Saulimantas wrote:
> didelis +, net sakyciau 54 +
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> "Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message 
> news:gqdivq$r00$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>> 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set
>> 2. A day without sunshine is, like, night
>> 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
>> 4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
>> 5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
>> 6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
>> 7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
>> 8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
>> misquoted, then used against you.
>> 9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
>> 10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
>> 11. Remember half the people you know are below average.
>> 12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it
>> remains?
>> 13. Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
>> 14. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
>> 15. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
>> 16. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
>> 17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
>> 18. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
>> cheese.
>> 19. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
>> 20. I intend to live forever - so far so good.
>> 21. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
>> 22. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
>> 24. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
>> 25. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
>> 26. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
>> 27. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and
>> going the wrong way.
>> 28. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you
>> tried.
>> 29. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
>> 30. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need
>> it.
>> 31. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
>> 32. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
>> 33. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
>> 34. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
>> 35. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
>> 37. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness
>> of the bread.
>> 38. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the
>> ability to reach it.
>> 39. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many
>> is research.
>> 40. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your
>> principles.
>> 41. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
>> 42. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
>> 43. Two wrongs are only the beginning.
>> 44. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
>> 45. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch
>> up.
>> 46. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
>> 47. Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
>> 48. Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
>> 49. Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
>> 50. Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
>> 51. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
>> 52. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
>> 53. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
>> 54. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
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>> ©Toxis 
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