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"vel prasideda" <domodo@gmail.co> wrote in message news:gqfh86$20t$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> Labai idomu butu pamatyt 23 ir 36 mintis :)
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> "Dedmytas" <Dedmytas@gmail.com> wrote in message 
> news:gqdo87$2it$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>> :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
>> "Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message 
>> news:gqdivq$r00$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>>> 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set
>>> 2. A day without sunshine is, like, night
>>> 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
>>> 4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
>>> 5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
>>> 6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
>>> 7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
>>> 8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
>>> misquoted, then used against you.
>>> 9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
>>> 10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
>>> 11. Remember half the people you know are below average.
>>> 12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it
>>> remains?
>>> 13. Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
>>> 14. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
>>> 15. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
>>> 16. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
>>> 17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
>>> 18. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
>>> cheese.
>>> 19. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
>>> 20. I intend to live forever - so far so good.
>>> 21. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
>>> 22. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
>>> 24. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
>>> 25. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
>>> 26. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
>>> 27. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and
>>> going the wrong way.
>>> 28. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you
>>> tried.
>>> 29. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
>>> 30. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need
>>> it.
>>> 31. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
>>> 32. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
>>> 33. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
>>> 34. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
>>> 35. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
>>> 37. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness
>>> of the bread.
>>> 38. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the
>>> ability to reach it.
>>> 39. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many
>>> is research.
>>> 40. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your
>>> principles.
>>> 41. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
>>> 42. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
>>> 43. Two wrongs are only the beginning.
>>> 44. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
>>> 45. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch
>>> up.
>>> 46. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
>>> 47. Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
>>> 48. Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
>>> 49. Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
>>> 50. Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
>>> 51. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
>>> 52. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
>>> 53. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
>>> 54. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
>>>
>>> -- 
>>> ___________
>>> ©Toxis
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