Su vaizduokliu klavuokliu ir peliuokliu ;-P
O su šiaudeliu gi vartojo trečiasis bomžas :)

On 2011.04.29 14:45, shimtas kinieciu wrote:
> su sheudeliu? ;)
>
> "Atlepausis@wrk" wrote in message news:ipebqi$4l0$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
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> Ačiū, Toxi!
> Suvartojau labai skaniai
>
>
> On 2011.04.29 13:44, Toxis@ze_yval_place wrote:
>> Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
>> ---
>> A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
>>
>> The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
>>
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>> So here I am in the Internet Cafe with the biggest fucking nigger I've
>> ever seen reading every word I ty
>>
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>> What's black and doesn't work?
>>
>> Half of London.
>>
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>> My daughter was deeply touched during the Royal Wedding.
>>
>> I fingered her.
>>
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>> I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest
>> country in the world."
>>
>> Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
>>
>> -----
>> A pub landlord is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at the
>> door. When he answers, a Tramp asks him for a tooth-pick. He gives him
>> the toothpick and the tramp goes off.
>>
>> A few minutes later there is a second knock. When he answers, there is a
>> second Tramp who also asks for a toothpick. He gets his toothpick and
>> off he goes.
>>
>> There is a third knock at the door, and a third Tramp. The landlord
>> says, "Don't tell me, you want a toothpick too."
>>
>> "No, a straw," says the Tramp.
>>
>> The landlord gives him a straw but is curious as to why he wants it, so
>> he asks the Tramp why he wants a straw and not a toothpick.
>>
>> To which the Tramp replies, "Some bloke just threw up outside but all
>> the good stuff's gone already".
>>
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>> A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
>> She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
>> So he stabs her and nicks her purse.
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>>
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