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"Toxis@ze_yval_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message 
news:ipe8bp$ujg$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
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>      A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
>
>      The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
>
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>      So here I am in the Internet Cafe with the biggest fucking nigger 
> I've ever seen reading every word I ty
>
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>      What's black and doesn't work?
>
>      Half of London.
>
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>      My daughter was deeply touched during the Royal Wedding.
>
>      I fingered her.
>
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>      I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest 
> country in the world."
>
>      Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
>
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>      A pub landlord is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at 
> the door. When he answers, a Tramp asks him for a tooth-pick. He gives him 
> the toothpick and the tramp goes off.
>
>      A few minutes later there is a second knock. When he answers, there 
> is a second Tramp who also asks for a toothpick. He gets his toothpick and 
> off he goes.
>
>      There is a third knock at the door, and a third Tramp. The landlord 
> says, "Don't tell me, you want a toothpick too."
>
>      "No, a straw," says the Tramp.
>
>      The landlord gives him a straw but is curious as to why he wants it, 
> so he asks the Tramp why he wants a straw and not a toothpick.
>
>      To which the Tramp replies, "Some bloke just threw up outside but all 
> the good stuff's gone already".
>
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> A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
> She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
> So he stabs her and nicks her purse.
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> ©Toxis
>