turi turi lakunai humoro jausma.. :D

2011.04.18 13:25, Kuujis@work rašė:
> Užtai geros :)
>
> "Toxis@ze_yval_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message 
> news:ioh15s$ebl$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>> berods visi buvo, bet vel skaitau ir krizenu, lektuvu pokalbiai su 
>> zheme:
>>
>> Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."
>> TWA 2341: "Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make 
>> up here?"
>> Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 
>> 727?"
>> -----
>>
>> From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm 
>> f...ing bored!"
>> Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify 
>> yourself immediately!"
>> Unknown aircraft: "I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!"
>>
>>
>>
>> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
>>
>>
>> O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is 
>> a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
>> United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the 
>> little Fokker in sight."
>> ----
>> A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard 
>> the following:
>> Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
>> Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."
>> Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in 
>> Germany. Why must I speak English?"
>> Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): 
>> "Because you lost the bloody war!"
>> ---
>> Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 
>> frequency 124.7"
>> Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, 
>> after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of 
>> the runway."
>> Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, 
>> contact Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from 
>> Eastern 702?"
>> BR Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and 
>> yes, we copied Eastern... we've already notified our caterer
>> -----
>>
>>
>> -- 
>> ______
>> ©Toxis
>>