Užtai geros :)

"Toxis@ze_yval_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message 
news:ioh15s$ebl$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> berods visi buvo, bet vel skaitau ir krizenu, lektuvu pokalbiai su zheme:
>
> Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."
> TWA 2341: "Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up 
> here?"
> Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 
> 727?"
> -----
>
> From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm 
> f...ing bored!"
> Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself 
> immediately!"
> Unknown aircraft: "I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!"
>
>
>
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>
> O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a 
> Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
> United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the 
> little Fokker in sight."
> ----
> A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard the 
> following:
> Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
> Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."
> Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in 
> Germany. Why must I speak English?"
> Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because 
> you lost the bloody war!"
> ---
> Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 
> 124.7"
> Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after 
> we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the 
> runway."
> Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact 
> Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?"
> BR Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, 
> we copied Eastern... we've already notified our caterer
> -----
>
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> ©Toxis
>