Pirmas pramuse :DDDD

"Toxis@ze_yval_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message 
news:il7qdm$h3u$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> "A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass. The  doctors 
> described his condition as stable."
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> <@bhaak> commit early, commit often
> <@bhaak> kids, that is only sound advice for programming, not for 
> marriage!
> < kerio> there's no rollback in marriage, only blame
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> Aquillar> hey, you guys ever play kmem russian roulette?
> Agnostos> I don't believe I have. care to explain the details?
> Aquillar> dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/kmem bs=1 count=1 seek=$RANDOM
> Aquillar> keep executing until system crashes
> Aquillar> person that crashes system has to buy beer
> Agnostos> lol
> Agnostos> I wonder if I can sneak that into a server startup script here.
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> <Javelin> Oh.
> <Javelin> My.
> <Javelin> God.
> <Javelin> We have a unit here.  It's about the size of a small speaker.
> <Javelin> In big letters across the front of it, it says "DATA DESTROYER."
> <Javelin> Some idiot comes into my office just now, and asks, "hey, what 
> is this thing?"
> <Javelin> I say sarcastically, "it's a DVD polisher..."
> <Javelin> Next thing I hear:  *GRIND GRIND GRIND* "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
> <Javelin> Now they're pissed at ME.
> <Javelin> Because THEY couldn't read.
> <Javelin> Besides, it's not like I gave them PERMISSION to use MY "DVD 
> Polisher."
> <Javelin> I hate people.
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> <N00b>Can someone explain cell division?
> <Nerd> o
> <Nerd> 0
> <Nerd> 8
> <Nerd> oo
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> <M3rlin-> what is the legal age to buy alcoholic in england ?
> <p5Ds13a06> you can't buy alcoholics
> <p5Ds13a06> but if you wink the right way, some of them will follow you 
> home for free
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