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"Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message news:gqackg$be7$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, ‘How many of you have forgiven your enemies?’
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> 80% held up their hands.
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> The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
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> ‘Mrs. Neely?’; ‘Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?’
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> I don’t have any.’ She replied, smiling sweetly.
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> ‘Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?’
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> ‘Ninety-eight.’ she replied.
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> ‘Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?’
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> The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, ‘I outlived the bitches.’
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> ©Toxis