What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?

The bucket.
"Toxis@ze_yval_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message 
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> What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?
>
> They were my friends.---
> What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
>
> The Holocaust.
> ----
>
> Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
> Because he was hit by a bus.
> ---
>
> What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
>
> Cancer.---
>
> A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The 
> horse replies "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."
> ------
>
> What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common?
>
> They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.
> -----
> Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?
>
> Repeated absences and stealing.-----
> Knock, Knock.
>
> Who's there?
>
> Dave.
>
> Dave who?
>
> Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has 
> progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.-----
>
> Roses are red,
> Violets are blue.
> I have a gun.
> Get in the van.----
>
> Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains!
>
> That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.--
>
> A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. The bartender says "Rough day, 
> eh?" The man says "Yes, very rough."
>
> He then goes home and hangs himself.---
>
> How do you get a clown off of a swing?
>
> Hit him with an axe
> -- 
> ______
> ©Toxis
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