What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?

They were my friends.---
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.
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Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.---

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The 
horse replies "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."
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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common?

They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.
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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Repeated absences and stealing.-----
Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has 
progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.-----

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.----

Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains!

That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.--

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. The bartender says "Rough day, 
eh?" The man says "Yes, very rough."

He then goes home and hangs himself.---

How do you get a clown off of a swing?

Hit him with an axe
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