- Why did the photon get arrested?
- Because he was interfering with himself in public!


A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The 
bartender replied, "For you, no charge."


Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, "I think I 
lost an electron!" "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I 
'm absolutely positive."


Have you heard that entropy isn't what it used to be?


Q: What is the simplest way to observe the optical Doppler effect?
A: Go out at and look at cars. The lights of the ones approaching you 
are white, while the lights of the ones moving away from you are red.


Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?


The Heineken Uncertainty Principle says "You can never be sure how many 
beers you had last night."


Q: What did Donald Duck say in his graduate physics class?
A: Quark, quark, quark!


Q: What did one uranium-238 nucleus say to the other?
A: "Gotta split!"


A little boy refused to run anymore. When his mother asked him why, he 
replied, "I heard that the faster you go, the shorter you become."


There is a sign in Munich that says, "Heisenberg might have slept here."


Q: What did the male magnet say to the female magnet?
A: From your backside, I thought you were repulsive. However, after 
seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive.


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