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What's an anagram of Banach-Tarski?

Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The first asks for a beer. The second asks for half a beer. The third asks 
for a quarter beer. The fourth is begins to order an eighth of a beer but 
the bartender cuts him off.

"You're all idiots."

He pours two beers and goes to help other customers.

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A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your 
kind here." The superconductor leaves without any resistance.

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The bartender says, we don't serve your kind here. A tachyon walks into a 
bar

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A photon walks into two bars.

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Some helium floats into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve 
noble gases here." He doesn't react.

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

To whom

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when Heisenberg had the time, he didn't have the energy....

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-So Heisenberg goes to a marriage counselor. He says, "I'm having problems 
pleasing my wife. Every time I get up any momentum, she says I've got the 
position wrong. every time I manage to get into position, I cant get any 
momentum going!"

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says "We don't allow Higgs 
Bosons in here." The Higgs Boson says "But without me how can you have 
mass?"

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A cop stops Heisenberg on the freeway. The cop asks "do you know how fast 
you were going?". Heisenberg says "no but i know where i am".

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What's red and smells like blue paint?

.... red paint.

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How do you confuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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