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"Toxis@ze_yval_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message news:ih1bt4$4dv$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> Man:   Doctor, I've broken my leg.
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> Doctor:   I'm afraid it is a very bad break. You will never walk again.
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> Policeman:   Knock, knock.
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> Woman:   Who's there?
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> Policeman:   The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband 
> has been killed.
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> There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a 
> jail cell.
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> Eventually they all starved to death.
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> Why did the chicken cross the road?
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> To escape the Nazis.
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> A man walks into a pub.
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> He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
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> Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
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> She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly 
> low self-esteem.
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> Why do undertakers wear ties?
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> Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their 
> appearance has a degree of gravitas.
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> How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?
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> One.
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> Why do women fake orgasms?
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> Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.
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> Two men are sitting in a pub.
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> One man turns to the other and says: "Last night I saw lots of strange men 
> coming in and out of your wife's house."
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> The other man replies: "Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her 
> drug habit."
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> A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on a plane.
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> However, it is a short flight and they do not talk to each other.
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> What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
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> You call him an ambulance. He may have fractured his skull.
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