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"zZz" <zZz@zirzilia.lt> wrote in message 
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> Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This 
> goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest 
> with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and 
> begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for 
> several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt 
> of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power 
> is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to 
> show his work. Visibly upset, Satan cries and says, “I have nothing. I 
> lost it all when the power went out.” “Very well,” says God, “let us see 
> if Jesus has fared any better.” Jesus presses a key, and the screen comes 
> to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from 
> the speakers. Satan is astonished. He stutters, “B-b-but how?! I lost 
> everything, yet Jesus’ program is intact! How did he do it?” God chuckles, 
> “Everybody knows… Jesus saves.” And then there is a special ending for 
> toxis for not to look at the end at first. "Smile".