Uz gala + :)

"zZz" <zZz@zirzilia.lt> wrote in news:ibj0m1$8ig$1@trimpas.omnitel.net:

> Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer.
> This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a
> contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their
> computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up
> the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the
> competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity.
> Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the
> contest is over. He asks Satan to show his work. Visibly upset, Satan
> cries and says, “I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went
> out.” “Very well,” says God, “let us see if Jesus has fared any
> better.” Jesus presses a key, and the screen comes to life in vivid
> display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.
> Satan is astonished. He stutters, “B-b-but how?! I lost everything,
> yet Jesus’ program is intact! How did he do it?” God chuckles,
> “Everybody knows… Jesus saves.” And then there is a special ending for
> toxis for not to look at the end at first. "Smile". Attachment
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