tada gal dar ir sita :)

Has Leadership Qualities - Is tall or has a loud voice
Loyal - Can't get a job anywhere else
Expresses Themselves Well - Speaks English
Independent Worker - Nobody knows what he/she does
Quick Thinking - Offers plausible excuses
Good Communication Skills - Spends lots of time on phone
Work Is First Priority - Too ugly to get a date
Meticulous Attention To Detail - A nit picker
Great Presentation Skills - Able to bullshit
Exceptionally Well Qualified - Made no major blunders yet
Careful Thinker - Won't make a decision
Active Socially - Drinks a lot
Family Is Active Socially - Spouse drinks, too
Keen Sense Of Humor - Knows a lot of dirty jokes
Exceptionally Good Judgment Lucky
Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs - Gets someone else to do it
Average Employee - Not too bright


"Vidas M." <NotSpec@NotSpec.com> wrote in message 
news:hmrfol$iqb$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> Ka tik pasiunciau savo bosui :-)
>
>
> "tcfour" <tcfour@gmail.com> wrote in message 
> news:hmqjs0$f0q$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>> ++ :D
>>
>> "ledasl" <root@localhost.local> wrote in message 
>> news:hmqh1r$a54$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>>> In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity 
>>> from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well 
>>> trained, through our program of Special High Intensity Training 
>>> (S.H.I.T.).
>>>
>>> If you feel that you are not given enough S.H.I.T. on the job, please 
>>> see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the 
>>> S.H.I.T. list.
>>>
>>> Employees who are unable to handle S.H.I.T. will be placed in 
>>> Departmental Employee Evaluation Program (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).
>>>
>>> Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to 
>>> Employee Attitude Training (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).
>>>
>>> Since your managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they do not 
>>> have to do S.H.I.T. as they are already full of S.H.I.T.
>>>
>>> If you are full of S.H.I.T., and qualified you may be interested in a 
>>> job, training others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding 
>>> Lecture List (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
>>>
>>> Those who are proficient in B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. can apply for promotion to 
>>> the Director of Intensity Programming (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).
>>>
>>> If you have any questions, please direct them to our Head Of Training 
>>> Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
>>>