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"Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message 
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> uzhtikau 4chane anekdotu kampeli... perspejimas, labai .. na, tiesiog ish 
> 4chano:)
> blyn, visos emocijos prasisuko beskaitant, geda, krizenau, paskui kazhkaip 
> pachiam buvo nesmagu, kad krizenau, paskui dar krizenau...
> on your own risk tskant:
>
> Why do lions in Africa lick their assholes?
> To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.
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> what do you get if a nigga fucks an octopuss?
> Well i dont know but i it can harvest cotton very fast
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> What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
> Free pork!
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> Why do niggers stink?
> So blind people can hate them too
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> What's the worst part about being a black jew?
> You have to sit in the back of the oven.
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> What do you say if you see a TV floating in the air in the middle of the 
> night?
> Drop it nigger.
>
> What do you say if you see a fridge floating in the air in the middle of 
> the night?
> Nothing, cuz that's one hell of a strong nigger!
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> Catholic priest and a rabbi are walking past this elementary school. The 
> priest stops the rabbi and says,
>
> "Hey, you know, we should screw these kids!"
>
> The rabbi replies,
>
> "Oy vey, but for how much?"
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> whats white on top and black on bottom?
> society
> whats black on top and white on bottom?
> rape
> what happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall?
> he breaks his nose.
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> difference between santa and jews
> santa goes down the chimney..
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> Q. What do you call a black smurf?
>
> A. Smigger
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> Why do italians throw their garbage out in clear bags?
>
> So puerto ricans can window shop.
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> How do you kill a black man?
>
> Smash the toilet seat on his head while he's taking a drink.
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> whats the difference between a nigger and a snow tire???
>
> the tire doesnt sing when you put chains on it
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> why do black women wear so many rings on their fingers?
> So their knuckles don't scrape when they walk.
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> What do you call a white guy surrounded by five black guys?
> Basketball coach.
> What do you call a white guy surrounded by thirteen black guys?
> Quarterback.
> What do you call a white guy surrounded by ten thousand black guys?
> Warden.
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> ©Toxis