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"Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message 
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> Knock, knock.
> Who's there?
> The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in 
> hospital.
> ----------
> Why do undertakers wear ties?
> Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their 
> appearance has a degree of gravitas.
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> How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
> One.
> ----------
> Two men are sitting in a pub.
> One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men 
> coming in and out of your wife's house.'
> The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her 
> drug habit.'
> ---------
> So, there were an Irishman, an Englishman and an American wrecked on an 
> island. One day, they found a bottle, and when they opened it, a ghost 
> came out and offered them each a wish. However, even though they wished 
> for different stuff, nothing happened, as the three guys of varying 
> nationalities were just having shared hallucinations from hunger.
> ----------
> How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
> None, it is far more efficient in both time and money to change it 
> yourself. Failing that, ask a relative or neighbour to change it for you.
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> How do you drown a blonde?
> Hold her head underwater until she can no longer breathe and stops 
> struggling.
> ---------
> Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
> Repeated absences and stealing.
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> What's worse then finding a worm in your apple?
> The Holocaust.
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> A man called a lawyer and asked, "How much will you charge me to answer 
> three questions?"
> The lawyer said "$400."
> "Wow," said the man. "Isn't that a lot?"
> "I guess so," said the lawyer. "When are you going to ask your questions?"
> ----------
> The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, what'll ya have, Pope? But 
> the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in 
> Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and 
> leaves.
> ----------
> Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?
> No.
> Well, it's really nice.
> -------
> Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
> She was a schizophrenic.
> -----------
> How do you confuse a blonde?
> Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
>
> -- 
> ___________
> ©Toxis