dirbau kazkada kontoroj, is kurios i isore reikejo skambint
per "9", o mano lokalus numeris buvo 118...

"Alee" <alee14@gmail.com> wrote in message 
news:hdgmdc$tlo$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> persiunte cia vienas veikejas is UK, tai mazu bus negirdetas..
>
>
> A man checks into a hotel in Northampton while on a business trip 
> and was a bit lonely.
> He thought of one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths 
> when you're calling for a cab.
>
> He popped into a phone booth in the Hub near the hotel and found an 
> ad for a girl calling herself Candice, a lovely girl, bending over 
> in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, 
> beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs...... well, you get the 
> picture! He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel.
>
> When back in the room he figures, what the hell, I'll give her a 
> call. 'Hello,' the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.
>
> 'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my 
> room and give me one.. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm 
> in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I 
> want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, 
> leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. Tie me 
> up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you 
> want! Now, how does that sound?'
>
> She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 1 for an 
> outside line.'
> It took three hours for him to get the courage to Checkout next 
> morning.
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