oi blin, visai tikėtina isorija :DDDD

Alee wrote:
> persiunte cia vienas veikejas is UK, tai mazu bus negirdetas..
> 
> 
> A man checks into a hotel in Northampton while on a business trip and 
> was a bit lonely.
> He thought of one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when 
> you're calling for a cab.
> 
> He popped into a phone booth in the Hub near the hotel and found an ad 
> for a girl calling herself Candice, a lovely girl, bending over in the 
> photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful 
> long wavy hair, long graceful legs...... well, you get the picture! He 
> copied the phone number and returned to his hotel.
> 
> When back in the room he figures, what the hell, I'll give her a call. 
> 'Hello,' the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.
> 
> 'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room 
> and give me one.. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town 
> all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, 
> and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, 
> everything you've got in your bag of tricks. Tie me up, cover me in 
> chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that 
> sound?'
> 
> She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 1 for an outside 
> line.'
> It took three hours for him to get the courage to Checkout next morning.
> 
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