Re: trupuliukas [Paulius @ 2009-07-10 13:53:35]

Tema: Re: trupuliukas
Autorius: Paulius
Data: 2009-07-10 13:53:35
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class=Apple-style-span>Grta vyras namo. mona i tolo pamaiusi pradeda 
rkti:<BR>- Kodl pas tave ant veido lpdais???<BR>Vyras prieina ariau ir 
sako:<BR>- ia kraujas. Ilipau i troleibuso ir kakas trenk su plytgaliu per 
galv, apipl ir pabgo...<BR>- Nu irk tu man... syk tau 
pasisek...</SPAN><BR>
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<DIV><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana" class=Apple-style-span>Pastebjimas: 
jeigu mergina pradeda ant js piktai nypti, tai gali reikti, kad ji 
gumin.<BR></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana" class=Apple-style-span>A dirbu ministro 
pavaduotoju. Todl vazelinas "Nivea" visada su manimi. Jis, inoma, nenaikina 
prakaito kvapo ir bakterij. Bet utat a lengvai kylu karjeros 
laiptais.<BR></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana" class=Apple-style-span>- Daktare, a po 
sekso girdiu ausyse vilpim, ar galit man padt?<BR>- Kiek jums met?<BR>- 
Greit septyniasdeimt.<BR>- Atleiskit, bet tai natralu, bt keista, jei 
girdtumte aplodismentus...<BR></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana" class=Apple-style-span>Kas ia per 
pjank, jeigu kit dien negda?<BR></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana" class=Apple-style-span>Turite kalbos 
defekt? Mikiojate? Jums pads imunocelistonatriochlorhidrokarbonatas. 
Teiraukits io naujo medikamento visose vaistinse!<BR></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana" class=Apple-style-span>Pas 
gydytoj:<BR>- Na, k, galiu jus pasveikinti, jumyse usimezgusi nauja 
gyvyb.<BR>- Gydytojau, bet gi a vyras!<BR>- inokit, askaridms vienas ir tas 
pats.<BR></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana" class=Apple-style-span>Petriukas 
pavlavo  traukin. Band okti  pravaiuojant. Negali sakyti, kad jam 
nepavyko - truputis Petriuko nuvaiavo  Vilni...<BR></SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana" class=Apple-style-span>Scena 
gatvje:<BR>- Su kuo pyragliai<BR>- Su kiauiniais<BR>- Su bybiu, a rimtai 
klausiu!!!</SPAN></DIV></DIV></SPAN></FONT></DIV></BODY></HTML>