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"fenix@w" <muilas@ant.muilo> wrote in message 
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> 2017.09.08 16:08, Gipsas rašė:
>> Gal prisimenat buvo toks bajeris, kai uzsieniecio imiracijos kontrole
>> klausinejo:
>> - Sex?
>> - Twice a week
>> - No, male or female?
>> - Both
>>
>> ir t.t
>> gal priminsit?.
>
> An Arabian guy at the aeroport:
> – Name?
> – Ahmed al-Rhazib.
> – Sex?
> – Three to five times a week.
> – No, no… I mean male or female?
> – Male, female, sometimes camel.
> – Holy cow!
> – Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
> – But isn’t that hostile?
> – Horse style, doggy style, any style!
> – Oh dear!
> – No, no! Deer run too fast.