Tema: Re: sex? twice a week
Autorius: fenix@w
Data: 2017-09-08 16:09:55
2017.09.08 16:08, Gipsas rašė:
> Gal prisimenat buvo toks bajeris, kai uzsieniecio imiracijos kontrole
> klausinejo:
> - Sex?
> - Twice a week
> - No, male or female?
> - Both
> 
> ir t.t
> gal priminsit?.

An Arabian guy at the aeroport:
– Name?
– Ahmed al-Rhazib.
– Sex?
– Three to five times a week.
– No, no… I mean male or female?
– Male, female, sometimes camel.
– Holy cow!
– Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
– But isn’t that hostile?
– Horse style, doggy style, any style!
– Oh dear!
– No, no! Deer run too fast.