So, this Irish guy, knocks on this lady's door and says,
ya know, ya got any...any work for me?
And she say,
Um... well, ya know, as a matter of fact, ya... ya can paint the porch.
About two hours later the guy comes back and says,
"I'm finished, Ma'am, but just for your information it's not a Porch, 
it's a BMW."