Tema: Re: Anekdotai
Autorius: [mikro]
Data: 2009-05-11 15:09:40
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  <DIV>"Paulius" &lt;<A 
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  face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">A labai 
  mandagi.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT 
  face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Kai 
  pasiuniu mog nx, visuomet perskambinu ir pasiteirauju, kaip jis 
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  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Kada gi pagaliau pagamins 
  telefonus su funkcija blokuoti skambuius savo buvusiems, kuriems pradedi 
  skambinti vos tik prisigeri?</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">... o po to mes nujome  ZAGS- 
  ir informavome valstyb apie tai, kad kartu miegame...</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Kalorijos  tai tokios maos 
  bjaurybs, kurios ateina naktimis ir sumaina drabuius.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Negi a tokia seksuali, kad 
  gyvenimas taip mane tratina?</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Dar viena diena be reikalo 
  panaudoto makiao...</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Mes atsakome u tuos, kuri laiku 
  nepasiuntme.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Kai mogui kanda vampyras, jis 
  pavirsta vampyru.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Susidaro spdis, kad visus 
  aplinkui apkandiojo oiai...</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Jeigu visi mons turi angelus 
  sargus, tai mano arba kakur kirmija, arba labai ilgam 
  ugr...</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Moteris turi mokti daryti 70 
  dalyk: plauti indus ir 69...</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Dieve, padaryk taip, kad visos 
  kalorijos nueit  papus...</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">A tai vadinau px..izmu, kol 
  nesuinojau odi atsparus stresui.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Kaktusas  tai gyvenimu labai 
  nusivyls agurkas.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Kada pagaliau sugalvos 
  kompiuterius, kurie po garsins komandos bl**!! sustabdys po jos sekanius 
  veiksmus?</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">- Tu visada tokia 
  kal?</SPAN></FONT><SPAN class=Apple-converted-space>&nbsp;</SPAN><BR><FONT 
  face=Arial size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">- Ne, 5 
  dienas per mnes a dar blogesn.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Kelint kart sitikinu, kad 
  moterys moka saugoti paslaptis.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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  style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">Grupmis Madaug po 40 
  moni.</SPAN></FONT><SPAN 
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