> Hi Dan!"    :))))))

"Toxis@ze_yvil_place" <tox@work.ble> wrote in message 
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> dar2
>
> A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
>
> Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible.
>
> What's the problem?"
>
> "My mother died in June," he said, "and left me $10,000."
>
> "Gee, that's tough," he replied.
>
> "Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me 
> $50,000."
>
> "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."
>
> "And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."
>
> "Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."
>
> "Then this month," continued, the friend, "nothing!"
> -----------------------------
> A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned in 
> the will:
>
> "To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as 
> good, I leave her the house and $2 million."
>
> The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in 
> sickness and kept the business going, I leave her the yacht, the business 
> and $1 million."
>
> The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with 
> me, and thought that I would never mention him in my will - well you are 
> wrong.
>
> Hi Dan!"
>