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"Tyro" <tyro@xxx.lt> wrote in message 
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> AFIGIENI, ilgai zvengem :D ++++++++++++++++++++
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> "tobias" <oracullusTRINAM@yahoo.com> wrote in message 
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>> katit gavom
>>
>>
>> How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
>> Marry It!
>>
>> What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
>> A battery has a positive side.
>>
>> What are the three fastest means of communication?
>> 1) Television
>> 2) Telephone
>> 3) Telawoman
>>
>> How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
>> They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
>>
>> What should you give a woman who has everything?
>> A man to show her how to work it.
>>
>> Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a
>> waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
>>
>> How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
>> Put a nipple on it.
>>
>> Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
>> Because they don't have balls to scratch.
>>
>> Why do women fake orgasms?
>> Because they think men care.
>>
>> What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
>> Nothing, she's been told twice already.
>>
>> If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what
>> have you done wrong? Made her chain too long
>>
>> How many men does it take to open a beer?
>> None. It should be opened when she brings it.
>>
>> Why do women have smaller feet than men?
>> It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand
>> closer to the kitchen sink.
>>
>> How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When
>> she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
>>
>> How do you fix a woman's watch?
>> You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
>>
>> Why do men pass gas more than women?
>> Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
>> pressure.
>>
>> If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
>> at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course.
>> He'll shut up once you let him in.
>>
>> I married a Miss Right.
>> I just didn't know her first name was Always.
>>
>> Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex
>> drive by 90%.. It's called a Wedding Cake.
>>
>> Why do men die before their wives?
>> They want to.
>>
>> Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women 
>> who can handle the bullshit!
>>
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