:D kurybingas tas musu geraltukass! "Interested" <z@none.lt> wrote in message news:hocjbp$au0$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... > Sorry, copyright'o neišliko. > Aš ir galvojau, kokia čia tarme taip angliškai rašo > > "Geralt" <none@none.com> parašė naujienų > news:hochtl$89l$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... > Eblia! Megztukui pasakysiu! > Cia mano trioosas! > © > > "Interested" <z@none.lt> wrote in message > news:hocgk5$637$1@trimpas.omnitel.net... >> Tai gal žmogui reikia paskaityti apie E39 mylėtojus? >> Čia daug tiesos, bet nereikia priimti už gryną: >> >> Only in an E39 do my locks freeze every night. Other cars have no >> problems, >> but the E39's fail. >> Only in an E39 does the drivers side window stop working. All other >> windows >> are fine, but the one you want to work fails. >> Only in an E39 can you not wash your car and people still check her out. >> Only in an e39 are the cupholders designed by professionals. >> Only in an E39 do you have the best BMW ever made >> Only e39s have that time of the month, but you still love her >> Only in an E39 must you bore the center hubs to fit newer wheels that you >> really want. >> Only in an E39 can you go on a 4 person business lunch midday, and race >> an >> M3 home in the evening (and not be dropped... on the highway)... >> Only in an E39 can you pick up 5 ladies at the same time... >> Only in an E39 do you get jealous looks from people driving cars twice as >> valuable >> Only in an E39 will you have to replace plastic parts every few years as >> part of "normal" maintenance. Windows, radiators, etc. >> Only in an E39 will your friends STILL think its a newish $50k car, even >> when its 12 years old. >> Only in an E39 can you pray that you can drive for a day without any >> warning >> messages popping up. and then just laugh when they do come up >> Only in an e39 can the crappy cupholders actually be a good thing because >> you dont want people bringing food and drinks in your car anyway >> Only in an e39 do you keep a constant eye on the coolant temperature/keep >> the OBC on Test 7 "just in case" >> Only in an e39 can you race your dad whose car is 12x the price of yours >> and >> keep up and do it all with a giant smile on your face the whole time >> Only in an e39 do you get a car that has new-car-styling even though it >> is >> 12+ years old >> Only in an E39 do you go through two radiators.....in the same year. >> Only in an e39 you feel that you will never have a better car than this >> Only in an E39 you look back after parking the car and think to yourself >> "Damn it looks better than most cars in the parking lot"! >> Only in an e39, people that know you ask you "how your car been?" more >> than >> "hows th girlfriend been?" >> Only in a e39 do you see an e30 driver... and they look happier >> Only in an E39 do I enjoy going down the the corner store to get >> milk........because its an hour away! >> Only in a modded e39 touring do people scream at you while you are >> driving >> down the high way with windows open in order to ask you if they can take >> a >> picture of your car!!! >> Only in an e39 do I go to the car wash when there is still snow on the >> ground. >> Only in an e39 can you see a drop of coolant and spend $1000. >> Only in an E39 will ur friends think ur car is fast just because its a >> BMW >> Only in a E39 do you wish your engine horse power kept up with the years. >> Only in an E39 will you meet other E39 people, and they understand true >> love. >> Only in my E39 did I get pulled over at 80mph, 1000ft off a highway after >> a >> 90 degree turn... and the cop said, "This car can't be that fast..." >> Only in an e39 is a 6 cylinder way too small >> Only in an E39 do I keep a code reader in the trunk. >> Only in my E39 I get , "You must be rich!" from people who own brand new >> Civics. >> Only in my E39 I get people with E60s asking me if I am interested in >> selling my car. >> Only in my E39 I can cover 1000 miles in 12 hours and still go out later >> that night. >> Only in an E39 do you feel incomplete if you don't hit up a BMW forum at >> least once a day >> Only in an E39 you feel like a complete database of BMW knowledge. So >> when >> your friends cars break down or sound wierd you can tell what it is >> becasue >> you had eveything that could go bad happen already. >> Only in as E39 can you take the highway off ramp at 160km/h with a posted >> speed of 30km/h >> Only because I drive an E39, I was able to answer immediately when my >> friend >> asked me why there might be oil around the spark plug/coil boots on his >> Passat... >> Only in an e39 I will refer my car is an e39 with a m54 rather than a >> bimmer >> 5 series. >> Only in an e39 that I have enough complaints to the stereo that I have to >> upgrade it. >> Only in an e39 that the tools needed to replace the subframe bushings >> cost >> as much as the bushing parts and it find no use on other cars. >> Only in an e39 that I have so many people want it if I decided to let it >> go. >> Only in an E39 you drive into a parking lot and the group of people >> talking >> about their "pimped out" hondas and toyotas all get quiet and stare at >> your >> car. >> Only in an E39 you have broken headlight adjusters and need to do an >> expensive 6 hour repair or an even more expensive headlight replacement. >> Only with an E39 you know everything about your car and can even help >> your >> friend with his E39 because of all the hundreds of hours of DIY's you've >> done. >> Only with an E39 you get pulled over more frequently than you pump gas. >> Only with an E39 you know you can never have enough mods and tweaks. >> Only with an E39 you know you can't possibly drive a more comfortable or >> exhilarating car ever. >> Only in an e39 do my friends say " well F* you, you drive a BMW " as they >> joke jealously >> Only in "my" E39 that I pay $3000 for an extended warranty and after 24k >> miles have nothing that needs to be fixed!!!! >> Only in an E39 have I paid for an extended powertrain warranty ($3k), >> then >> after 6k miles had a different 6spd transmission put in... which would >> have >> otherwise cost me ~$5k! >> Only in an E39 do you apologize to it when you hit a hard bump or driver >> her >> harder then you wanted to... >> Only in an E39 do you see another E39 and immediatley know the year and >> model no matter what angle it's from lol... >> Only in an e39 would a 45,000 dollar car not have heated mirrors >> regardless >> of cold weather package. >> Only in an e39 you could load up your car FULL of your most important >> belongings, along with your good friend, and drive 3500 miles from >> Nebraska >> to Alaska, and still have a car powerful enough and good enough to carve >> up >> the thousands of miles of mountain road twisties on the way and pass >> EVERYONE on the way!! >> Only in an e39 can a motorcycle have trouble keeping up with you carving >> through twisty mountain roads when your car is loaded to the brim! >> Only in an e39 can I make that journey with 170k miles on my car and not >> have a single problem along the way! >> Only in an e39 does buying a NEW BMW >> seem unexciting, even when yours has 180k miles. >> Only in an e39 does a 12 year old BMW keep up with the $55k+ New 535i's. >> Only in an e39 are buyers of new BMW's jealous of your car. >> Only in an e39 do girls think your BMW is fairly new, and you tell them >> it >> is and they think nothing of it. >> Only in an e39 where your car tells you it wants to go fast >> Only in an e39 will you be hustling to grab distilled water and rad >> smokin >> and some random guy asking if you need help... with the hood open >> Only in an e39 will you know whats wrong before AAA even asks... >> Only in an e39 is everything made of plastic and metal... >> Only in an e39 will you spend 500 on some interior pieces >> Only in an e39 will guys cover all the chrome you can with black >> Only in an e39 would I be able to make my grandma think that I bought a >> more >> expensive car than her '08 Lincoln. ($49k+) >> Only in a E39 can you replace the back tires once a year...without >> spinning >> them. >> Only in an e39 will the dealer tell u all the good things about this 10yr >> old car . (if u have the 00") >> >> >>