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"Interested" <z@none.lt> wrote in message 
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> Tai gal žmogui reikia paskaityti apie E39 mylėtojus?
> Čia daug tiesos, bet nereikia priimti už gryną:
>
> Only in an E39 do my locks freeze every night. Other cars have no 
> problems,
> but the E39's fail.
> Only in an E39 does the drivers side window stop working. All other 
> windows
> are fine, but the one you want to work fails.
> Only in an E39 can you not wash your car and people still check her out.
> Only in an e39 are the cupholders designed by professionals.
> Only in an E39 do you have the best BMW ever made
> Only e39s have that time of the month, but you still love her
> Only in an E39 must you bore the center hubs to fit newer wheels that you
> really want.
> Only in an E39 can you go on a 4 person business lunch midday, and race an
> M3 home in the evening (and not be dropped... on the highway)...
> Only in an E39 can you pick up 5 ladies at the same time...
> Only in an E39 do you get jealous looks from people driving cars twice as
> valuable
> Only in an E39 will you have to replace plastic parts every few years as
> part of "normal" maintenance. Windows, radiators, etc.
> Only in an E39 will your friends STILL think its a newish $50k car, even
> when its 12 years old.
> Only in an E39 can you pray that you can drive for a day without any 
> warning
> messages popping up. and then just laugh when they do come up
> Only in an e39 can the crappy cupholders actually be a good thing because
> you dont want people bringing food and drinks in your car anyway
> Only in an e39 do you keep a constant eye on the coolant temperature/keep
> the OBC on Test 7 "just in case"
> Only in an e39 can you race your dad whose car is 12x the price of yours 
> and
> keep up and do it all with a giant smile on your face the whole time
> Only in an e39 do you get a car that has new-car-styling even though it is
> 12+ years old
> Only in an E39 do you go through two radiators.....in the same year.
> Only in an e39 you feel that you will never have a better car than this
> Only in an E39 you look back after parking the car and think to yourself
> "Damn it looks better than most cars in the parking lot"!
> Only in an e39, people that know you ask you "how your car been?" more 
> than
> "hows th girlfriend been?"
> Only in a e39 do you see an e30 driver... and they look happier
> Only in an E39 do I enjoy going down the the corner store to get
> milk........because its an hour away!
> Only in a modded e39 touring do people scream at you while you are driving
> down the high way with windows open in order to ask you if they can take a
> picture of your car!!!
> Only in an e39 do I go to the car wash when there is still snow on the
> ground.
> Only in an e39 can you see a drop of coolant and spend $1000.
> Only in an E39 will ur friends think ur car is fast just because its a BMW
> Only in a E39 do you wish your engine horse power kept up with the years.
> Only in an E39 will you meet other E39 people, and they understand true
> love.
> Only in my E39 did I get pulled over at 80mph, 1000ft off a highway after 
> a
> 90 degree turn... and the cop said, "This car can't be that fast..."
> Only in an e39 is a 6 cylinder way too small
> Only in an E39 do I keep a code reader in the trunk.
> Only in my E39 I get , "You must be rich!" from people who own brand new
> Civics.
> Only in my E39 I get people with E60s asking me if I am interested in
> selling my car.
> Only in my E39 I can cover 1000 miles in 12 hours and still go out later
> that night.
> Only in an E39 do you feel incomplete if you don't hit up a BMW forum at
> least once a day
> Only in an E39 you feel like a complete database of BMW knowledge. So when
> your friends cars break down or sound wierd you can tell what it is 
> becasue
> you had eveything that could go bad happen already.
> Only in as E39 can you take the highway off ramp at 160km/h with a posted
> speed of 30km/h
> Only because I drive an E39, I was able to answer immediately when my 
> friend
> asked me why there might be oil around the spark plug/coil boots on his
> Passat...
> Only in an e39 I will refer my car is an e39 with a m54 rather than a 
> bimmer
> 5 series.
> Only in an e39 that I have enough complaints to the stereo that I have to
> upgrade it.
> Only in an e39 that the tools needed to replace the subframe bushings cost
> as much as the bushing parts and it find no use on other cars.
> Only in an e39 that I have so many people want it if I decided to let it 
> go.
> Only in an E39 you drive into a parking lot and the group of people 
> talking
> about their "pimped out" hondas and toyotas all get quiet and stare at 
> your
> car.
> Only in an E39 you have broken headlight adjusters and need to do an
> expensive 6 hour repair or an even more expensive headlight replacement.
> Only with an E39 you know everything about your car and can even help your
> friend with his E39 because of all the hundreds of hours of DIY's you've
> done.
> Only with an E39 you get pulled over more frequently than you pump gas.
> Only with an E39 you know you can never have enough mods and tweaks.
> Only with an E39 you know you can't possibly drive a more comfortable or
> exhilarating car ever.
> Only in an e39 do my friends say " well F* you, you drive a BMW " as they
> joke jealously
> Only in "my" E39 that I pay $3000 for an extended warranty and after 24k
> miles have nothing that needs to be fixed!!!!
> Only in an E39 have I paid for an extended powertrain warranty ($3k), then
> after 6k miles had a different 6spd transmission put in... which would 
> have
> otherwise cost me ~$5k!
> Only in an E39 do you apologize to it when you hit a hard bump or driver 
> her
> harder then you wanted to...
> Only in an E39 do you see another E39 and immediatley know the year and
> model no matter what angle it's from lol...
> Only in an e39 would a 45,000 dollar car not have heated mirrors 
> regardless
> of cold weather package.
> Only in an e39 you could load up your car FULL of your most important
> belongings, along with your good friend, and drive 3500 miles from 
> Nebraska
> to Alaska, and still have a car powerful enough and good enough to carve 
> up
> the thousands of miles of mountain road twisties on the way and pass
> EVERYONE on the way!!
> Only in an e39 can a motorcycle have trouble keeping up with you carving
> through twisty mountain roads when your car is loaded to the brim!
> Only in an e39 can I make that journey with 170k miles on my car and not
> have a single problem along the way!
> Only in an e39 does buying a NEW BMW
> seem unexciting, even when yours has 180k miles.
> Only in an e39 does a 12 year old BMW keep up with the $55k+ New 535i's.
> Only in an e39 are buyers of new BMW's jealous of your car.
> Only in an e39 do girls think your BMW is fairly new, and you tell them it
> is and they think nothing of it.
> Only in an e39 where your car tells you it wants to go fast
> Only in an e39 will you be hustling to grab distilled water and rad smokin
> and some random guy asking if you need help... with the hood open
> Only in an e39 will you know whats wrong before AAA even asks...
> Only in an e39 is everything made of plastic and metal...
> Only in an e39 will you spend 500 on some interior pieces
> Only in an e39 will guys cover all the chrome you can with black
> Only in an e39 would I be able to make my grandma think that I bought a 
> more
> expensive car than her '08 Lincoln. ($49k+)
> Only in a E39 can you replace the back tires once a year...without 
> spinning
> them.
> Only in an e39 will the dealer tell u all the good things about this 10yr
> old car . (if u have the 00")
>
>
>