Tema: Re: Tuti...
Autorius: Jaegermeister
Data: 2009-07-13 21:23:48
Kazkaip ir as prisiminiau viena anekdota
Lektuvas byra ore, ekipazas katapultuojasi, pries tai stiuardesei liepe 
raminti keleivius kad nebutu panikos. Stiuardese nusirengineja, sakydama- 
"nusiimu bliuzele, paziurekite pro d.p. langa, nukrito variklis, nusiimu 
biusthalteri, paziurekite pro kaires puses langa, nukrito sparnas, nu ir 
taip toliau, kol lektuvas tiesiu taikymu i mishka.
Praeina 15 minuciu, is nuolauzu islenda toks apdraskytas lenkelis su usais, 
nusipurto ir sako "Sama ty kurwa i zarty tvoje slaby!"


Jaegermeister







"VNS" <vns999@gmail.com> wrote in message 
news:h3fti9$l44$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
> galbut, bet moka siuvinet
> "Jaegermeister" <jaegermeister@badenbaden.lt> wrote in message 
> news:h3ftcr$kt1$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>> Jis krekzde vairuoja. Ir jo bajeriai labai lievi.
>>
>>
>> Jaegermeister
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>> "VNS" <vns999@gmail.com> wrote in message 
>> news:h3ft6q$klq$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>>> marozas jis. Golfa vairuoja, rodos
>>> "Jaegermeister" <jaegermeister@badenbaden.lt> wrote in message 
>>> news:h3fss4$k8u$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>>>> As tave vis maisau su VNO. Kai jo apie honda paklausiau tai jis 
>>>> nesuprato apie ka sneku.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Jaegermeister
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>>>> "VNS" <vns999@gmail.com> wrote in message 
>>>> news:h3fse6$jph$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>>>>>o dekui, kad prisiminei mano akorduka. Kaip shpule sukasi, va praeita 
>>>>>savaite bishki pavirino dusle. dekui
>>>>> "Jaegermeister" <jaegermeister@badenbaden.lt> wrote in message 
>>>>> news:h3fsbt$jng$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>>>>>> Oi nezinau, man hondos niekada nebuvo idomus dalykas. O kaip tavo 
>>>>>> akordukas? Po senovei kai shpule sukasi?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Jaegermeister
>>>>>>
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>>>>>> "VNS" <vns999@gmail.com> wrote in message 
>>>>>> news:h3fs3j$jdu$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>>>>>>> dichkis turi dar ta sivika
>>>>>>> "Jaegermeister" <jaegermeister@badenbaden.lt> wrote in message 
>>>>>>> news:h3fs1d$jb6$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>>>>>>>>O dichkis butu pises..
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Jaegermeister
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "zhegonskas" <zhegonskas@yahoo.com> wrote in message 
>>>>>>>> news:h3frvh$j6p$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>>>>>>>>> ne
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On 2009-07-13 19:45:14 +0200, "VNS" <vns999@gmail.com> said:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> pisai?
>>>>>>>>>> "zhegonskas" <zhegonskas@yahoo.com> wrote in message 
>>>>>>>>>> news:h3frqd$itj$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>>>>>>>>>>> as esu buves pirtyje su grybauskaite. bet ne dalia.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On 2009-07-13 19:43:19 +0200, "Jaegermeister" 
>>>>>>>>>>> <jaegermeister@badenbaden.lt> said:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Px cia. As viena karta maciau slr'a. Ir dar Adamku.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Jaegermeister
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>>>>>>>>>>>> "VNS" <vns999@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>> news:h3frio$iq6$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>> isF ir man teko matyt. Numeris 101, Balta. Vazhiavo i Mola.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Tutis" <tautvydas@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:h3freo$il8$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nebandziau, nei m3, nei c63.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Teko tik isf palakstyti.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jaegermeister" <jaegermeister@badenbaden.lt> wrote in 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:h3fra6$ig8$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tai sakyk jau bandei c63 ar dar ne? Paziuresim ar 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> neapsitriochlinsi.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Tutis" <tautvydas@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:h3fqul$i2l$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kada as melavau?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> va tu cia su zhegonsku isvien trioclinates
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jaegermeister" <jaegermeister@badenbaden.lt> wrote in 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:h3fq3e$h3l$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nemeluoju ashnetutis
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jaegermeister
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "VNS" <vns999@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:h3fpu8$gsh$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nx meluoji
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jaegermeister" <jaegermeister@badenbaden.lt> wrote in 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:h3fpka$ggk$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tai maila daviau
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jaegermeister
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "VNS" <vns999@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:h3fpii$geu$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> skambinsi Stasiui?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jaegermeister" <jaegermeister@badenbaden.lt> wrote in 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:h3fpgp$gdg$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kaip tame klipe sake- Es ist geschaft! Tutis lipa ant 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> greblio.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tuti, kaip tau ceshke aemgine nauja? Gal jau bandei?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jaegermeister
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Tutis" <tautvydas@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:h3fp8t$g4n$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pasinaudodamas mano niku, nori flame sukelti? :)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "FX" <kanka@news.lt> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:h3fkp8$bgk$1@trimpas.omnitel.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ...pirk mersa! 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdCpxC5Wn2w
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> -- 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FX
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